Do i really need to get up for that one, it looks pretty small

Insult the neighborhood kids all you want, but calling the pets slow is just plain rude.

The guy currently running NASA got his start on The Real World: Boston. Anybody else a little worried?

My special Eeyore Labrador, Timber

My heart and soul, sadly only the black lab is still with us, but these three were quite a handful

Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz? Has he ever taken the tour? It would be much cheaper to build a super-max from scratch in the middle of the Texas desert than it would to level Alcatraz, wich is what they would have to do. NOTHING on the island is reusable as a modern day prison.

Not one to excer-flex, but I took this on my THIRTY mile bike ride today

Just a thought, Make every presidential candidate take the S.A.T, and ACT, and if they can't get into a state school(no shade to state schools) they can't run.

Wide awake in the sleeper car
allergic to wool, so instead of sheep
I'm counting stars
Trying to put miles between her and me,
But I know I can't outrun the memories
And the clickety clack of the rails is my lullaby
But lullabies don't work when the tears wash the sleep
out of your eyes.

The next train outta here, can't get here soon enough
This town has chewed me up and spit me out.
I arrived a young man full of hopes and dreams
I leave an old man full of whiskey and doubt

Behold the open face cheese omlette