You’ll never guess who my favorite superhero is. Hint: he’s green
October 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You’ll never guess who my favorite superhero is. Hint: he’s green
Why are gym socks always inherently assumed to be stinky, youve never smelled my feet…. Do you want to?
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Why are gym socks always inherently assumed to be stinky, youve never smelled my feet…. Do you want to?
Sorry i was gone for so long everybody, i was taking in the implications after reading “Green Eggs and Ham”
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sorry i was gone for so long everybody, i was taking in the implications after reading “Green Eggs and Ham”
The Flesh Eating Globules are eating my knick knacks again
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Flesh Eating Globules are eating my knick knacks again
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i had a dream abt a zombie apocalypse last night and in the dream i thought "why don't we just get peashooters? are we stupid?"
December 27, 2024 at 5:04 PM
i had a dream abt a zombie apocalypse last night and in the dream i thought "why don't we just get peashooters? are we stupid?"
Mr. Fart has been killed in a gas explosion
November 24, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Mr. Fart has been killed in a gas explosion
People don’t have cool aspirations like Jumping a Shark anymore…
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
People don’t have cool aspirations like Jumping a Shark anymore…
If i was an archaeologist I’d know where to find so many rocks
November 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
If i was an archaeologist I’d know where to find so many rocks
Imagine you sacrifice yourself by jumping on a grenade in a moment of valor and you land like Peter Griffin when he fell down the stairs
November 23, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Imagine you sacrifice yourself by jumping on a grenade in a moment of valor and you land like Peter Griffin when he fell down the stairs
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MILESTONE ACHIEVEMENT!
bluesky's first "poo fimbly"
bluesky's first "poo fimbly"
November 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
MILESTONE ACHIEVEMENT!
bluesky's first "poo fimbly"
bluesky's first "poo fimbly"
I think it wouldve been funny if the Game of Thrones tagline was “Splinter is Coming” and they ended it with the rat coming and slaughtering everyone. Just some food for thought
November 7, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I think it wouldve been funny if the Game of Thrones tagline was “Splinter is Coming” and they ended it with the rat coming and slaughtering everyone. Just some food for thought
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I haven't really said anything about, all of It, um, fuck conservatives the world would be happier without them around, and It Is a dark day but, we will thrive and survive, ILY all :3
November 7, 2024 at 8:25 AM
I haven't really said anything about, all of It, um, fuck conservatives the world would be happier without them around, and It Is a dark day but, we will thrive and survive, ILY all :3
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It is okay to be uncertain, scared, and shaken up by last night's events. But now, more than ever, we need to survive. We need to love and we need to keep fighting. Even if the only fight you win is against yourself. If not head on, then your own individual sphere.
Take care of each other.
Take care of each other.
November 6, 2024 at 1:51 PM
It is okay to be uncertain, scared, and shaken up by last night's events. But now, more than ever, we need to survive. We need to love and we need to keep fighting. Even if the only fight you win is against yourself. If not head on, then your own individual sphere.
Take care of each other.
Take care of each other.
I know Ive only posted funny little silly shitposts on here so far, but i wanna get serious for a second. Whoever you are, wherever youre at, please remember that youre not alone. We will not let this destroy us
Trevor Project Hotline: 1(866)-488-7386
For help don’t hesitate to dial 988
Love you 🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
Trevor Project Hotline: 1(866)-488-7386
For help don’t hesitate to dial 988
Love you 🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
November 7, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I know Ive only posted funny little silly shitposts on here so far, but i wanna get serious for a second. Whoever you are, wherever youre at, please remember that youre not alone. We will not let this destroy us
Trevor Project Hotline: 1(866)-488-7386
For help don’t hesitate to dial 988
Love you 🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
Trevor Project Hotline: 1(866)-488-7386
For help don’t hesitate to dial 988
Love you 🌈🏳️⚧️🫶🏻
Ok Smurfs we know you all voted for Papa Smurf to be your leader again but we have someone better for you *gargamel painted blue and wearing a suit 12 times too tight for himself walks out*
November 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Ok Smurfs we know you all voted for Papa Smurf to be your leader again but we have someone better for you *gargamel painted blue and wearing a suit 12 times too tight for himself walks out*
General Zod would be a perfect Superman villain
November 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
General Zod would be a perfect Superman villain
Bro if i was in a coma and someone woke me up I’d be so mad, like damn i was watching that
November 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Bro if i was in a coma and someone woke me up I’d be so mad, like damn i was watching that
Dentist is currently pulling sixteen of my teeth in a room labeled “Biohazard”
November 1, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Dentist is currently pulling sixteen of my teeth in a room labeled “Biohazard”
I like when people say “Voila”. Like hell yeah man there it is
October 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I like when people say “Voila”. Like hell yeah man there it is
They say that Halloween is the one night of the year that the dead may walk the Earth. Time to knock “spooky sex with Abraham Lincoln” off my bucket list
October 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
They say that Halloween is the one night of the year that the dead may walk the Earth. Time to knock “spooky sex with Abraham Lincoln” off my bucket list
Who wants to leave this internet hellhole and accompany me to the Brigadoon?
October 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Who wants to leave this internet hellhole and accompany me to the Brigadoon?