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creakyboardz
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internet music community person, does things some times
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January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I think it’s really telling that the only piece of Dilbert media that is enjoyable had no involvement from Scott Adams whatsoever
I remember reading Dilbert as a kid and thinking, I'll probably find this funnier when I'm older and can understand the jokes. Didn't really pan out that way.

I remember liking the UPN show. It has one of the most needlessly cool intros to a show ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k93...
Classic TV Theme: Dilbert (Danny Elfman • Stereo)
YouTube video by David Gideon
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
did people just forget these guys strong-armed BlueMaxima into deleting all their games from the Flashpoint archive, only so they could remake them into buggy HTML5 games that barely work? and now they're reselling the old flash games for what's gotta be like, at least 5-10 bucks a pop?
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
@last.fm when they can't stick to the deadline for the 2025 playback they set months in advance :( it's like 6pm bro where is it
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
here's 16 of them because I say so
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A Hat In Time. it's basically as perfect as 3d collect-a-thons can get, but it's also in an archaic version of the Unreal Engine that was already a decade old when the game came out, and it makes my Steam Deck sound like a jet engine and drains the battery in 20 minutes.
I would like to know! 🤓👾
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
in retrospect it's so lucky that the Goncharov meme happened just barely before AI images/video became accessible to the average person.
December 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
had a dream last night where I was at a record store and i found a super deluxe version of We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse and it was an old book full of maps and puzzles and the final answer was the coordinates to an island utopia Isaac Brock built out of discarded beer cans
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I feel like Expedition 33 is not my type of game at all, but it’s the big much-needed return of the Mid-Budget Game after a decade of games exclusively existing in a dichotomy of AAAA overmonetized juggernauts/indie games made by one guy in his basement, and that’s a great thing.
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
hot take: Dropout is great but if I was given the ability to kill CollegeHumor forever in exchange for Cracked succeeding and still making episodes of After Hours, I would definitely consider it.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
the new New Blood game turned out to be a turn based RPG Dusk and i'm gonna blow my brains out.
MAKE BOOMER SHOOTERS! THE THING WE'RE HERE FOR!
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
cenk uygur evil twin named Bonk N-Word
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by creakyboardz
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
when are we gonna get Pinkerton for Girls
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
had a dream where i saw some clickbait Minecraft YouTuber make a video called "BEST MINECRAFT STORAGE SORTING SOLUTION (Better than Copper Golems???!?)" and the trick turned out to be just hiring a guy from Fiverr to sort your items for you.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
when are we gonna get more Whimsical Silly media bro everything’s so dreary nowadays, even the silly stuff is post-post-post-ironic
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
guy in 2004 who is both a fan of the Beach Boys and 90’s first person shooters: “bro we got Smile before Duke Nukem Forever”
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
idea: catholic eating competition called The Full Jesus where you have to eat the amount of communion wafers equal in mass to Jesus as fast as you possibly can
winner becomes pope

one year they tried doing the wine as well and everyone died of alcohol poisoning so there was no pope that year
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
prince invented the Homestuck typing quirk send tweet
October 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i feel like there's an alternate universe where Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington start a band called Ween and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo become comedians and make On Cinema At The Cinema. Anyways, I'm an Aaronhead for life.
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
had a dream where @afantano.bsky.social reviewed the new Cardiacs album but it was just him stripping butt ass naked, beating his chest and screaming “YEAH!!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!” for like 12 minutes. He gave it a 10 at the end though, so, here’s hoping.
September 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
homestuck fantroll named Labubu Fucker
September 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I haven’t even played hollow knight 1 yet bro
September 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
guy who can read minds but the process is incredibly unfathomably painful for anyone whose mind is read so literally all the guy can make out is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HELL THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO GOD PLEASE KILL ME AAAAAAAAA"
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM