My belly is always making fart noises but it’s not farts. It’s something more sinister.
December 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My belly is always making fart noises but it’s not farts. It’s something more sinister.
Chicken salad is really something special. Slap it on some bread. Eat it by the spoonful.
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Chicken salad is really something special. Slap it on some bread. Eat it by the spoonful.
I want to be the boss of a beach gang. Locals only.
December 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I want to be the boss of a beach gang. Locals only.
If I were Santa I’d misuse my Christmas magic all the damn time
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If I were Santa I’d misuse my Christmas magic all the damn time
Got banned on Twitter for saying someone would suck off Elon Musk
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Got banned on Twitter for saying someone would suck off Elon Musk
Welcome to Oo La La the podcast about what you had to eat this week in an attempt to make myself more popular at work in a roundabout way
February 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Welcome to Oo La La the podcast about what you had to eat this week in an attempt to make myself more popular at work in a roundabout way
When I take a shit? Oh I bring it to em
February 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
When I take a shit? Oh I bring it to em
What good can a sword do that a rose cannot?
February 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What good can a sword do that a rose cannot?
Frickin’ white people, am I right?
February 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Frickin’ white people, am I right?
Listening closely for more sauna gossip. Last time I heard any, there was a girl was loudly explaining to her friend why she blocked a guy on everything and it gave me life
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Listening closely for more sauna gossip. Last time I heard any, there was a girl was loudly explaining to her friend why she blocked a guy on everything and it gave me life
Pop my penis on the pussy pie
February 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Pop my penis on the pussy pie
Got tickets to Between the Buried and Me with Protest the Hero opening and I’m gonna do prog karate all damn night
January 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Got tickets to Between the Buried and Me with Protest the Hero opening and I’m gonna do prog karate all damn night
Gonna buy a No Cure shirt soon for sure. They go hard as fuck
January 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Gonna buy a No Cure shirt soon for sure. They go hard as fuck
Bought a telecaster so now I gotta learn Beyond the Dark Sun
January 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Bought a telecaster so now I gotta learn Beyond the Dark Sun
If I had a tramp stamp it would say “Don’t!” Because I’m too afraid to try
January 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If I had a tramp stamp it would say “Don’t!” Because I’m too afraid to try
Iv got the chest hair of an Italian man
January 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Iv got the chest hair of an Italian man
I could manage the hell out of a cabaret club if Yakuza 0 is to be trusted
January 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I could manage the hell out of a cabaret club if Yakuza 0 is to be trusted
Actually I did invent cinnamon raisin toast
December 24, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Actually I did invent cinnamon raisin toast
There’s definitely a lot of beautiful bots on Bluesky cus, baby, no one wants to follow the bullshit I say lol
December 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
There’s definitely a lot of beautiful bots on Bluesky cus, baby, no one wants to follow the bullshit I say lol
I wish I invented cinnamon raisin toast
December 14, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I wish I invented cinnamon raisin toast
Sex and the City never addresses 9/11
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Sex and the City never addresses 9/11
Had a car full of gays shout “hey daddy” at me last week while I was wearing an outfit I generally refer to as “Thick Seinfeld”
December 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Had a car full of gays shout “hey daddy” at me last week while I was wearing an outfit I generally refer to as “Thick Seinfeld”
Sometimes you have to bite a bunch of bread to earn your good big bite of sandwich and god gives you a secret slice of red onion to help out
December 13, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Sometimes you have to bite a bunch of bread to earn your good big bite of sandwich and god gives you a secret slice of red onion to help out
Sandwich and a beer at the grocery store oo oooooooooo
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Sandwich and a beer at the grocery store oo oooooooooo
Women like documentaries because it’s a constant explanation
December 13, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Women like documentaries because it’s a constant explanation