@creampyre.bsky.social
How about "fuckface"?
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
How about "fuckface"?
Yousa will spooja
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yousa will spooja
I love sports ball
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I love sports ball
Seems like a smart buy
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Seems like a smart buy
Not big enough, might buy one if I grow a vagina or two
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Not big enough, might buy one if I grow a vagina or two
When asked for comment trump said, "huh? What? I'm awake, I'm awake, who are you again"
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
When asked for comment trump said, "huh? What? I'm awake, I'm awake, who are you again"
I dare you to resist
a woman in a black sweater with white roses on the sleeves is holding a bag of chips
ALT: a woman in a black sweater with white roses on the sleeves is holding a bag of chips
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I dare you to resist
Okay, I'll go, but there better not be any gay shit going on
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Okay, I'll go, but there better not be any gay shit going on
Or drug laws
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Or drug laws
That sounds way easier than killing him
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
That sounds way easier than killing him
Mom, can we have hope?
We have hope at home sweetie
The hope at home:
We have hope at home sweetie
The hope at home:
a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
ALT: a man in a gray shirt is clapping his hands
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Mom, can we have hope?
We have hope at home sweetie
The hope at home:
We have hope at home sweetie
The hope at home:
Okay, ya. How about something where trump is explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia?
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Okay, ya. How about something where trump is explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia?
You need more income, consider selling a kidney or two
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You need more income, consider selling a kidney or two
But I already feel bad 😔
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
But I already feel bad 😔
This bad boy is cooled by, *checks notes* black body radiation?
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This bad boy is cooled by, *checks notes* black body radiation?
You mean like if she accidentally falls down the stairs without even being pushed? Yes.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
You mean like if she accidentally falls down the stairs without even being pushed? Yes.
"We're not in a cult. You just have tds."
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"We're not in a cult. You just have tds."
I just hope you can see all of it. I'm talking conception to delivery. Who's with me? I said who is fucking with me?
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I just hope you can see all of it. I'm talking conception to delivery. Who's with me? I said who is fucking with me?
I'll allow it
December 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'll allow it
