ˣ 📷⠀⠀JESSICA ⠀⠀JONES⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀)
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“Well some are dumb. Some actually do really bad things. I usually kinda handle both hence my job as a PI. It’s like playing a game of guess which dumbass I’m gonna get today.”
That’s when Jessica’s got a good idea as she’s leaning back in her chair. “Do you wanna come join me for a case?”
That’s when Jessica’s got a good idea as she’s leaning back in her chair. “Do you wanna come join me for a case?”
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
“Well some are dumb. Some actually do really bad things. I usually kinda handle both hence my job as a PI. It’s like playing a game of guess which dumbass I’m gonna get today.”
That’s when Jessica’s got a good idea as she’s leaning back in her chair. “Do you wanna come join me for a case?”
That’s when Jessica’s got a good idea as she’s leaning back in her chair. “Do you wanna come join me for a case?”
“No no wait fuck I sound like a controlling asshole who’s telling you what you can and can’t do with your body. I mean ugh this is so frustrating!”
Jessica’s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. “Sorry about that.”
Jessica’s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. “Sorry about that.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“No no wait fuck I sound like a controlling asshole who’s telling you what you can and can’t do with your body. I mean ugh this is so frustrating!”
Jessica’s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. “Sorry about that.”
Jessica’s going to take a deep breath as a way to calm her nerves before looking at Valeria again. “Sorry about that.”
“No I’m a PI which means this is apart of my job. The people on my computer are files that are about my clients and their cases. Some are finding a cheating husband and others are uncovering a fraud.”
Jessica’s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.
Jessica’s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.
January 28, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“No I’m a PI which means this is apart of my job. The people on my computer are files that are about my clients and their cases. Some are finding a cheating husband and others are uncovering a fraud.”
Jessica’s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.
Jessica’s going to now get her picture up and is soon pressing print and looks at Ellie again.
Jessica’s nodding her head softly but there is this slight flicker of hesitation in her gaze as she’s now looking back at Valeria and begins to start softly massaging her boobs.
“Valeria? I- I don’t know if we should have more kids. I really didn’t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.”
“Valeria? I- I don’t know if we should have more kids. I really didn’t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.”
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Jessica’s nodding her head softly but there is this slight flicker of hesitation in her gaze as she’s now looking back at Valeria and begins to start softly massaging her boobs.
“Valeria? I- I don’t know if we should have more kids. I really didn’t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.”
“Valeria? I- I don’t know if we should have more kids. I really didn’t like seeing you in so much pain with Theodore.”
Jessica’s going to take her camera back, looking at the picture for a moment before standing up and heading to her laptop so that she can plug the USB stick into it.
“Well I think you might be right. Come on over here I don’t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.”
“Well I think you might be right. Come on over here I don’t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.”
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Jessica’s going to take her camera back, looking at the picture for a moment before standing up and heading to her laptop so that she can plug the USB stick into it.
“Well I think you might be right. Come on over here I don’t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.”
“Well I think you might be right. Come on over here I don’t think you have actually seen what I do for work before.”
Jessica’s going to smirk slightly to what Valeria is saying with her soon taking her wife’s boobs into her hands and begins to start rubbing them gently.
“How about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me I’ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.”
“How about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me I’ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.”
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Jessica’s going to smirk slightly to what Valeria is saying with her soon taking her wife’s boobs into her hands and begins to start rubbing them gently.
“How about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me I’ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.”
“How about I give you a boob massage and if you will let me I’ll gladly suck on them also but only if you want me too.”
Jessica’s going to let out a faint chuckle of amusement at Ellie’s little pose but is also smiling at the same time. That’s when she’s passing over the camera whilst nodding her head.
“I’m trusting you okay? Don’t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.”
“I’m trusting you okay? Don’t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Jessica’s going to let out a faint chuckle of amusement at Ellie’s little pose but is also smiling at the same time. That’s when she’s passing over the camera whilst nodding her head.
“I’m trusting you okay? Don’t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.”
“I’m trusting you okay? Don’t you dare end up breaking that camera cause it cost me quite a lot of money.”
Jessica’s going to let out a soft, almost breathless chuckle to Valeria’s words with her soon leaning toward to press a soft kiss against her lips but also is moaning ever do slightly feeling Valeria cleaning up the saliva.
“Is there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?”
“Is there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?”
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Jessica’s going to let out a soft, almost breathless chuckle to Valeria’s words with her soon leaning toward to press a soft kiss against her lips but also is moaning ever do slightly feeling Valeria cleaning up the saliva.
“Is there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?”
“Is there anything I can give to you in return baby? Anything at all?”
“I don’t mind that Ellie. How about I take your photo first so it gives me a chance to make myself look presentable or whatever it is you do with pictures.”
Jessica’s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. “Smile.”
Jessica’s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. “Smile.”
January 15, 2026 at 11:37 PM
“I don’t mind that Ellie. How about I take your photo first so it gives me a chance to make myself look presentable or whatever it is you do with pictures.”
Jessica’s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. “Smile.”
Jessica’s now going to reach forward to grab her actual camera for work and holds it up before looking at Ellie. “Smile.”
“You need to not be doing stuff like that Valeria. You’re recovering from having a baby and this could count as strenuous activity. Look, I can hold off the entire time you are recovering.”
Jessica’s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.
Jessica’s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.
January 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
“You need to not be doing stuff like that Valeria. You’re recovering from having a baby and this could count as strenuous activity. Look, I can hold off the entire time you are recovering.”
Jessica’s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.
Jessica’s helping Valeria sit down now whilst pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.
Jessica’s going to just roll her eyes to the idea of having a picture taken especially since she’s never exactly been one for pictures but also doesn’t seem to mind at the same time so nods her head.
“Alright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?”
“Alright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?”
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Jessica’s going to just roll her eyes to the idea of having a picture taken especially since she’s never exactly been one for pictures but also doesn’t seem to mind at the same time so nods her head.
“Alright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?”
“Alright fine we can take a picture. Should I take one of you first or do you wanna take mine?”
Jessica’s breathing is rather ragged now, her hand still gripping Valeria’s hair tightly and is now closing her eyes to allow the last waves of her orgasm to wash over her.
“Fuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?”
“Fuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?”
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Jessica’s breathing is rather ragged now, her hand still gripping Valeria’s hair tightly and is now closing her eyes to allow the last waves of her orgasm to wash over her.
“Fuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?”
“Fuck that was so good baby. You are getting really good with that mouth of yours but are you not sore ya know from birth?”
Jessica’s nodding her head softly and is going to stick on the movie whilst leaning back in her chair but is also going to start looking at her phone to check on where the pizza is.
“The pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Don’t worry I’ll answer the door so you don’t gotta worry.”
“The pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Don’t worry I’ll answer the door so you don’t gotta worry.”
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Jessica’s nodding her head softly and is going to stick on the movie whilst leaning back in her chair but is also going to start looking at her phone to check on where the pizza is.
“The pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Don’t worry I’ll answer the door so you don’t gotta worry.”
“The pizza should be here in about like ten minutes. Don’t worry I’ll answer the door so you don’t gotta worry.”
“Oh fuck! Oh keep going like that baby and I’m gonna give you a reward for being such a good girl. How does that sound? Ah oh! Oh shit baby I’m gonna-“
Jessica doesn’t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeria’s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.
Jessica doesn’t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeria’s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
“Oh fuck! Oh keep going like that baby and I’m gonna give you a reward for being such a good girl. How does that sound? Ah oh! Oh shit baby I’m gonna-“
Jessica doesn’t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeria’s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.
Jessica doesn’t even last another second with her soon nutting right into Valeria’s mouth whilst gripping her hair ever so slightly.
Jessica’s taking her phone back with a slight frown beginning to formulate on her face as she’s now going to frown at the way that Ellie had typed out the movie.
“I mean it’s a good attempt but let me show you how to spell it.” She added before tilting her phone so Ellie can see.
“I mean it’s a good attempt but let me show you how to spell it.” She added before tilting her phone so Ellie can see.
January 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Jessica’s taking her phone back with a slight frown beginning to formulate on her face as she’s now going to frown at the way that Ellie had typed out the movie.
“I mean it’s a good attempt but let me show you how to spell it.” She added before tilting her phone so Ellie can see.
“I mean it’s a good attempt but let me show you how to spell it.” She added before tilting her phone so Ellie can see.
Jessica is completely distracted by how much pleasure Valeria is giving to her and is now having to grab a fistful of her hair as she’s now letting out a few loud moans once more.
“Oh fuck! Oh yes baby just like that. I’m so close please don’t stop princess. Please don’t stop.”
“Oh fuck! Oh yes baby just like that. I’m so close please don’t stop princess. Please don’t stop.”
January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Jessica is completely distracted by how much pleasure Valeria is giving to her and is now having to grab a fistful of her hair as she’s now letting out a few loud moans once more.
“Oh fuck! Oh yes baby just like that. I’m so close please don’t stop princess. Please don’t stop.”
“Oh fuck! Oh yes baby just like that. I’m so close please don’t stop princess. Please don’t stop.”
“You know what a movie is a great idea. You pick what movie we watch if you like. Maybe pick something a bit Disney since I don’t think your mom would like me letting you watch a horror.”
Jessica’s stopping for a second before frowning slightly. “But you might like scary movie since it’s funny.”
Jessica’s stopping for a second before frowning slightly. “But you might like scary movie since it’s funny.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
“You know what a movie is a great idea. You pick what movie we watch if you like. Maybe pick something a bit Disney since I don’t think your mom would like me letting you watch a horror.”
Jessica’s stopping for a second before frowning slightly. “But you might like scary movie since it’s funny.”
Jessica’s stopping for a second before frowning slightly. “But you might like scary movie since it’s funny.”
Jessica’s letting out a soft moan of pleasure, her hand coming to rest against the top of her head as she’s soon throwing her head back in pleasure since she’s enjoying every second on Valeria’s mouth on her dick.
“Oh baby don’t stop. Don’t you stop baby. Your mouth feels so good right now.”
“Oh baby don’t stop. Don’t you stop baby. Your mouth feels so good right now.”
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Jessica’s letting out a soft moan of pleasure, her hand coming to rest against the top of her head as she’s soon throwing her head back in pleasure since she’s enjoying every second on Valeria’s mouth on her dick.
“Oh baby don’t stop. Don’t you stop baby. Your mouth feels so good right now.”
“Oh baby don’t stop. Don’t you stop baby. Your mouth feels so good right now.”
Jessica’s going to take a look at the app and the dessert menu they have to offer before turning her attention onto Ellie for a second and holds the phone back out to her.
“How about you pick instead? You can surprise me with what dessert I should have for after the pizza.”
“How about you pick instead? You can surprise me with what dessert I should have for after the pizza.”
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Jessica’s going to take a look at the app and the dessert menu they have to offer before turning her attention onto Ellie for a second and holds the phone back out to her.
“How about you pick instead? You can surprise me with what dessert I should have for after the pizza.”
“How about you pick instead? You can surprise me with what dessert I should have for after the pizza.”
Jessica’s letting out a soft groan when she feels Valeria begin to pull down her pyjamas pants and then taking out her dick whilst beginning to stroke her dick.
Her hands are also coming to gently grab Valeria’s head when she kisses the tip. “Hmmm baby you should keep going like a good girl.”
Her hands are also coming to gently grab Valeria’s head when she kisses the tip. “Hmmm baby you should keep going like a good girl.”
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Jessica’s letting out a soft groan when she feels Valeria begin to pull down her pyjamas pants and then taking out her dick whilst beginning to stroke her dick.
Her hands are also coming to gently grab Valeria’s head when she kisses the tip. “Hmmm baby you should keep going like a good girl.”
Her hands are also coming to gently grab Valeria’s head when she kisses the tip. “Hmmm baby you should keep going like a good girl.”
Jessica is adding fanta cans to the order but is soon going to look at Ellie and can tell she’s rather fascinated by what she’s doing and soon holds her phone up closer to her.
“Here you can take a look of you want. It’s what I’m using to order the pizza from so we can stay here.”
“Here you can take a look of you want. It’s what I’m using to order the pizza from so we can stay here.”
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Jessica is adding fanta cans to the order but is soon going to look at Ellie and can tell she’s rather fascinated by what she’s doing and soon holds her phone up closer to her.
“Here you can take a look of you want. It’s what I’m using to order the pizza from so we can stay here.”
“Here you can take a look of you want. It’s what I’m using to order the pizza from so we can stay here.”
Once Christmas was over, Jessica’s already immediately up in the early hours of the morning to dismantle the tree since it was annoying her just a little bit. A soft huff would leave her lips at a particularly stubborn bauble.
“Stupid bauble. Stupid tree. Stupid holiday. Thank god it’s done.”
“Stupid bauble. Stupid tree. Stupid holiday. Thank god it’s done.”
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Once Christmas was over, Jessica’s already immediately up in the early hours of the morning to dismantle the tree since it was annoying her just a little bit. A soft huff would leave her lips at a particularly stubborn bauble.
“Stupid bauble. Stupid tree. Stupid holiday. Thank god it’s done.”
“Stupid bauble. Stupid tree. Stupid holiday. Thank god it’s done.”
Jessica seems to almost gag at the idea of having a mayonnaise pizza and instead is going to take a deep breath as she hates the idea of this diabolical request but also wants to keep Ellie happy too.
“Sure you can have mayonnaise over the pizza. You want anything else with that Ellie?”
“Sure you can have mayonnaise over the pizza. You want anything else with that Ellie?”
December 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Jessica seems to almost gag at the idea of having a mayonnaise pizza and instead is going to take a deep breath as she hates the idea of this diabolical request but also wants to keep Ellie happy too.
“Sure you can have mayonnaise over the pizza. You want anything else with that Ellie?”
“Sure you can have mayonnaise over the pizza. You want anything else with that Ellie?”
Jessica’s going to just nod her head but really she’s not amused in the slightest as she hates the idea of having to deal with the Christmas holidays. It was a little clear that it wasn’t her favourite holiday.
“Can we do the present stuff now? Like whilst we still have time or whatever.”
“Can we do the present stuff now? Like whilst we still have time or whatever.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jessica’s going to just nod her head but really she’s not amused in the slightest as she hates the idea of having to deal with the Christmas holidays. It was a little clear that it wasn’t her favourite holiday.
“Can we do the present stuff now? Like whilst we still have time or whatever.”
“Can we do the present stuff now? Like whilst we still have time or whatever.”
Jessica’s going to get her phone now and is finding the pizza place on her contacts before pressing the call button and places the phone to her ear before turning to look at Ellie.
“Hey what toppings would you like? I might just get beef and chicken but what would you like on yours?”
“Hey what toppings would you like? I might just get beef and chicken but what would you like on yours?”
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Jessica’s going to get her phone now and is finding the pizza place on her contacts before pressing the call button and places the phone to her ear before turning to look at Ellie.
“Hey what toppings would you like? I might just get beef and chicken but what would you like on yours?”
“Hey what toppings would you like? I might just get beef and chicken but what would you like on yours?”