@creatorofmario.bsky.social
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They should make gummy candies that are sharp and hurt you when you bite them.
May 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They should make gummy candies that are sharp and hurt you when you bite them.
Some may call my gel cube snake oil, but I call it my gel cube
December 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Some may call my gel cube snake oil, but I call it my gel cube
Hot morning cup of ape juice
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hot morning cup of ape juice
1 billion cubes
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
1 billion cubes
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This is Uni threatening at 1 year old. Only cute
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is Uni threatening at 1 year old. Only cute
Oedipus complex? I find it quite simple.
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Oedipus complex? I find it quite simple.
9/11 wouldn't have happened is Goku didn't die in the fight with Raditz
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
9/11 wouldn't have happened is Goku didn't die in the fight with Raditz
Conditioning my roommate so they have to shit whenever they hear a bell ringing
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Conditioning my roommate so they have to shit whenever they hear a bell ringing
Guys remember when Dick Cheyney fuckin ate shit and died and covered himself with shit as he was dying and pissed his pants?
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Guys remember when Dick Cheyney fuckin ate shit and died and covered himself with shit as he was dying and pissed his pants?
What if there was a cereal called "girl cereal"
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
What if there was a cereal called "girl cereal"
Saw trap where the only way out is to staple your penis shut then jerk yourself off to completion.
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saw trap where the only way out is to staple your penis shut then jerk yourself off to completion.
The faces they make while I'm smearing make it all worth it. 🥲
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The faces they make while I'm smearing make it all worth it. 🥲
Welcome
To my artistic smellscape
To my artistic smellscape
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Welcome
To my artistic smellscape
To my artistic smellscape
Dry Herbert, the grape vape
September 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dry Herbert, the grape vape
I'm listening to jazz
September 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm listening to jazz
Waking up with a migraine two days in a row like
Damn, I didn't know they brought trepanation back.
Damn, I didn't know they brought trepanation back.
August 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Waking up with a migraine two days in a row like
Damn, I didn't know they brought trepanation back.
Damn, I didn't know they brought trepanation back.
I'll be safe in the pit!
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'll be safe in the pit!
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People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
8/8/25
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25
8/8/25
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What if his name was Soiled Snæg
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What if his name was Soiled Snæg
Making a wish on the dragon balls to make Martin Luther King Jr. white
July 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Making a wish on the dragon balls to make Martin Luther King Jr. white
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Just a little blep. The cutest! :3
July 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just a little blep. The cutest! :3
Spraying them with my slürd
July 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Spraying them with my slürd
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I wonder if someone would play with me…
July 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wonder if someone would play with me…
Find yourself a woman who will put you all the way in the boobs
July 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Find yourself a woman who will put you all the way in the boobs