My colleagues are on Spotify, going through their Australian Hottest 100 picks, and I swear to god it is like living in a cool dad convention. Like Albo's Playlist, carefully curated so the western suburbs don't think he's a little fruity. Just... nuthin but blokes.

My mate just started a story with "When we were teenagers and used to hand round the services to surprise folks cottaging cos there was nothing else to do..." and it ended with a £30 conference room at the travelodge and auditions for a faked reality talent show.

Lauren Sanchez and Katy Perry talking about inspiring little boys and girls to chase their dreams. Like, why? Did the dreams just go down a chimney that needs cleaning?

Probably appropriate in my first post to state that crows not only understand the concept of water displacement, they're also up on the properties of liquids vs solids, and fully across the mass of a substance per unit of volume.