Relyea, Connor
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Relyea, Connor
@crelyea12.bsky.social
every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity.

writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com

https://connorrelyea.com/
Fully president. Feel like she’s setting up a run as “crusader who walked away from the swamp to fight for the real Americans”
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
posting a halloween picture almost an entire month late it’s called building suspense!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
and reader that's just today!!! we publish articles about this exact thing happening to attorneys at least ONCE A DAY!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
(Also for posterity I live in the UES against my will, please don’t blame me for the sins of my boyfriend)
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Get his ass
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A bit upset they didn’t keep the alliteration going
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Didn’t the 2024 trump campaign spend an inordinate amount on ads about the “border crisis” in states that were nowhere near the border??
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM