Pushing 30
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trying to break the generational curse of being extremely annoying to people i love most
December 7, 2024 at 5:52 AM
trying to break the generational curse of being extremely annoying to people i love most
just listened to an ad read be interrupted by an ad break on a podcast that is sponsored by a third unrelated company
December 7, 2024 at 5:51 AM
just listened to an ad read be interrupted by an ad break on a podcast that is sponsored by a third unrelated company
every person under 30 is media trained now
December 5, 2024 at 7:38 PM
every person under 30 is media trained now
in the first minions movie someone tries to hang a minion and the minion slides out of the noose and starting laughing and i guess that’s supposed to be a goof ?
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 PM
in the first minions movie someone tries to hang a minion and the minion slides out of the noose and starting laughing and i guess that’s supposed to be a goof ?
i hope my therapist gets off the call and is like ‘yeah i snapped’
December 4, 2024 at 5:54 PM
i hope my therapist gets off the call and is like ‘yeah i snapped’
can’t explain why but some locations make me have to shit
December 3, 2024 at 4:01 AM
can’t explain why but some locations make me have to shit
been saying squabble way too much recently
November 30, 2024 at 10:33 PM
been saying squabble way too much recently
certified live laugh lover boy
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
certified live laugh lover boy
airplanes are wild bc my kid is watching bluey on his screen and the person in front of him is watching a movie that has gratuitous domestic violence
November 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
airplanes are wild bc my kid is watching bluey on his screen and the person in front of him is watching a movie that has gratuitous domestic violence
my fitness goal is to look like the abusive boyfriend from it ends with us
November 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
my fitness goal is to look like the abusive boyfriend from it ends with us
this morning i had a white lyft driver who told me that because of a rare stem cell treatment for leukemia he now possessed the DNA of a black man in the UK, i have no idea why he told me this or how he escaped the Chappelle Show
November 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
this morning i had a white lyft driver who told me that because of a rare stem cell treatment for leukemia he now possessed the DNA of a black man in the UK, i have no idea why he told me this or how he escaped the Chappelle Show
idk if I’ve ever seen an album as reviewed as GNX, like why are my sports podcasts dedicating entire episodes 😵💫
November 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
idk if I’ve ever seen an album as reviewed as GNX, like why are my sports podcasts dedicating entire episodes 😵💫
trying to convince someone to get married as a divorced person is nasty work @mom
November 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
trying to convince someone to get married as a divorced person is nasty work @mom
moms getting better at trying to convince me to get married, i can tell she been in the gym (talking to the ladies at church)
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
moms getting better at trying to convince me to get married, i can tell she been in the gym (talking to the ladies at church)
Mila Kunis has the voice of the girl in school who was bullied until she got her braces off.
November 28, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Mila Kunis has the voice of the girl in school who was bullied until she got her braces off.
Horny for Imogen Heaps vocal arrangements.
November 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Horny for Imogen Heaps vocal arrangements.
I can’t see a woman do anything impressive without considering that I’m in love with her.
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I can’t see a woman do anything impressive without considering that I’m in love with her.
first post i saw on here was from one of the developers of the app which is very 2024 twitter :-/
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
first post i saw on here was from one of the developers of the app which is very 2024 twitter :-/