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something went wrong this year
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
something went wrong this year
cinnamon is there, really truly, and now she is armed and lives in this big ol hyper secure house. and good for her. she'll have to be paranoid forever but at least she's living fabulously.
also this line. [audience groans]
now That's the end! thanks for coming, hope you enjoyed yourself.
also this line. [audience groans]
now That's the end! thanks for coming, hope you enjoyed yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
cinnamon is there, really truly, and now she is armed and lives in this big ol hyper secure house. and good for her. she'll have to be paranoid forever but at least she's living fabulously.
also this line. [audience groans]
now That's the end! thanks for coming, hope you enjoyed yourself.
also this line. [audience groans]
now That's the end! thanks for coming, hope you enjoyed yourself.
they were really cooking with some of those food items on neopets
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
they were really cooking with some of those food items on neopets
i'll never forget this story she told about arguing with jaleel white
!["He said something about, 'She must want to melee.' I said, 'What's a melee?' He said, 'a fight.' I turned around -- if he wanna fight, I would," she continued. "Darius [McCrary] grabbed me. I was gonna whip his behind."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kkxzkbdvcaa75ulofao6apki/bafkreic7thr54re73d6tt2v6yf6h2hljowfb6ki25ss2oyv5iiihwocri4@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i'll never forget this story she told about arguing with jaleel white
having the last one 8( but there is one thing to do after this...
what a wig. really good.
what a wig. really good.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
having the last one 8( but there is one thing to do after this...
what a wig. really good.
what a wig. really good.
you hate to see it
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
you hate to see it
LMAO i'm this guy
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
LMAO i'm this guy
hellooooooooooooo and good sunday afternoon to everybody, here we freakin go 💦
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
hellooooooooooooo and good sunday afternoon to everybody, here we freakin go 💦
this made me wheeze like an old man
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
this made me wheeze like an old man
jimothy... i'm happy for you dude but be careful... if this gal gets low on animo acids, it's over for you
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
jimothy... i'm happy for you dude but be careful... if this gal gets low on animo acids, it's over for you
i was a busy bee this week and had to go without seeing cinnamon's legs for so long. but i am rapidly running out of episodes and then i'll be without them forever :(
somewhere in an east coast law school, geraldo rivera is seeing this and going, "you know what...?"
somewhere in an east coast law school, geraldo rivera is seeing this and going, "you know what...?"
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i was a busy bee this week and had to go without seeing cinnamon's legs for so long. but i am rapidly running out of episodes and then i'll be without them forever :(
somewhere in an east coast law school, geraldo rivera is seeing this and going, "you know what...?"
somewhere in an east coast law school, geraldo rivera is seeing this and going, "you know what...?"
doctor's orders :)
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
doctor's orders :)
i think the audience of "people who have watched space: 1999" and "people who know the snapcube sonic adventure 2 dub" is exactly two people (me and the friend i made this for) but listen. why does it match up so well...?
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
i think the audience of "people who have watched space: 1999" and "people who know the snapcube sonic adventure 2 dub" is exactly two people (me and the friend i made this for) but listen. why does it match up so well...?
we've got to baste him properly or he'll never cook evenly
October 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
we've got to baste him properly or he'll never cook evenly
barney pulled out a freaking drone in this one. you can see every string on it but that doesn't matter. a drone in 1969! the man is a wizard.
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
barney pulled out a freaking drone in this one. you can see every string on it but that doesn't matter. a drone in 1969! the man is a wizard.
i JUST realized who this is, holy shit. insane to see him this young.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i JUST realized who this is, holy shit. insane to see him this young.
noooooo they got barney sitting on a nuclear bomb today?? whatever they're paying him, there's no way it's enough!!!
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
noooooo they got barney sitting on a nuclear bomb today?? whatever they're paying him, there's no way it's enough!!!
1. LARRY LINVILLE?! / 2. crusty schoolmarm slash hot librarian makes my sims social interaction meter go red but leather coat is a different story... this is a confusing situation / 3. every time they put a stupid thing on martin landau's face, it cures what ails me
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
1. LARRY LINVILLE?! / 2. crusty schoolmarm slash hot librarian makes my sims social interaction meter go red but leather coat is a different story... this is a confusing situation / 3. every time they put a stupid thing on martin landau's face, it cures what ails me
you'll never guess what time it is, everyone. (it's real cinnamon posting hours)
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
you'll never guess what time it is, everyone. (it's real cinnamon posting hours)
the duality of the 1970s space: 1999 novels
October 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the duality of the 1970s space: 1999 novels