(Jump cut to him at one of those beachside rinse showers trying to clean his junk out and looking like he’s jerking it lol)

Also while the usual sexy solution to this problem is to stick it in someone else till it goes down, another somewhat meerkat coded solution would be to quickly dig a hole to then hide his lower half in

(Tho the risk of sand up his sheath is unpleasantly high then lol)

Bluesky has been decidedly more horny on main than twitter and I’ve definitely been guilty of horny on main lol

(Even just today lol)