Simon the realist
@criamulus.bsky.social
English chap, left wing (obviously!) - gamer and anti-socialite.
Yup. Billions of dollars of investment based on hype - or future hype for once they build their mega data centres. People moaned to high-heaven about Bitcoin mining energy costs, what about AI energy costs? They're going to dwarf everything unless they can design a more efficient model.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yup. Billions of dollars of investment based on hype - or future hype for once they build their mega data centres. People moaned to high-heaven about Bitcoin mining energy costs, what about AI energy costs? They're going to dwarf everything unless they can design a more efficient model.
No one out? That sounds bad.
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
No one out? That sounds bad.
Yeah, I'd better stop posting that Trump is a disgusting paedophile or I won't be let in. Woops. S'ok no one in their right mind would want to travel to the US whilst that sack of shit is in power.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Yeah, I'd better stop posting that Trump is a disgusting paedophile or I won't be let in. Woops. S'ok no one in their right mind would want to travel to the US whilst that sack of shit is in power.
Brain damage through solvent abuse is what all the cool kids strive for.
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Brain damage through solvent abuse is what all the cool kids strive for.
I think the epi-fanny is the way to treat anafannylaxic shock.
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I think the epi-fanny is the way to treat anafannylaxic shock.
I'm in this photo and frankly I don't care that much.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm in this photo and frankly I don't care that much.
Honestly I'm surprised from that 30 second clip that he seems cognitively ok. Makes me wonder whether it's AI. Are Politico a reputable source? That's rhetorical I'll have a look myself.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Honestly I'm surprised from that 30 second clip that he seems cognitively ok. Makes me wonder whether it's AI. Are Politico a reputable source? That's rhetorical I'll have a look myself.
When was this recorded?
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When was this recorded?
Oh. Trump would certainly start a war as distraction. The man would steal the food from a skeletal starving child if he fancied a snack. When he finally dies his true foulness will come out.. after maybe 20 years.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Oh. Trump would certainly start a war as distraction. The man would steal the food from a skeletal starving child if he fancied a snack. When he finally dies his true foulness will come out.. after maybe 20 years.
*cries in old GPU*
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
*cries in old GPU*
Yeah you'll need to narrow that one down a bit.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yeah you'll need to narrow that one down a bit.
Nah. The US should have done the same with the presidency. Keep him in a room with some crayons and give him a little "I'm president' badge. Actually that's probably what's actually happening.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Nah. The US should have done the same with the presidency. Keep him in a room with some crayons and give him a little "I'm president' badge. Actually that's probably what's actually happening.
It was a good move by FIFA to placate the shitgibbon before the World Cup. Best to just treat him like a four year old. (I am sorry to any four year olds who are offended by this comment.)
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It was a good move by FIFA to placate the shitgibbon before the World Cup. Best to just treat him like a four year old. (I am sorry to any four year olds who are offended by this comment.)
I think you took my gin by mistake
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think you took my gin by mistake
Cream is a lot tastier than milk. You should try it. (I can't anymore, because dairy messes me up, but before I knew that... I did!)
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Cream is a lot tastier than milk. You should try it. (I can't anymore, because dairy messes me up, but before I knew that... I did!)
OK, but what about sea level rises in the coming decades? Not just the nukes - you want to go somewhere with elevation!
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
OK, but what about sea level rises in the coming decades? Not just the nukes - you want to go somewhere with elevation!
They'd have been left on the seat of a train before even getting there.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They'd have been left on the seat of a train before even getting there.
Nope. But i made my own!
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Nope. But i made my own!
Best I can do is roll you over in bed to stop bedsores.
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Best I can do is roll you over in bed to stop bedsores.
Trump is in Putin's pocket. Russia won the cold war.. it just took longer than we expected.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Trump is in Putin's pocket. Russia won the cold war.. it just took longer than we expected.
In it UK lone child asylum seekers taken into care are disappearing into the human trafficking system. If they're still alive it'll be a miracle.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
In it UK lone child asylum seekers taken into care are disappearing into the human trafficking system. If they're still alive it'll be a miracle.
The criminals own the prisons. The criminals own our morgages and own the mechanisms that rule our lives. It has become cliche to say those who seek power are least fit to wield it... but that's all we've got. Power corrupts.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The criminals own the prisons. The criminals own our morgages and own the mechanisms that rule our lives. It has become cliche to say those who seek power are least fit to wield it... but that's all we've got. Power corrupts.
The Animal Well game is very much retro themed. It's not all fancy like Ori. Kinda reminds me of the old Amstrad games :) it's very well made but that being said i didn't hugely enjoy it as I'm more a pvp quake style gamer. It was fun until it became a grind.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Animal Well game is very much retro themed. It's not all fancy like Ori. Kinda reminds me of the old Amstrad games :) it's very well made but that being said i didn't hugely enjoy it as I'm more a pvp quake style gamer. It was fun until it became a grind.
Ah yes the first Ori game I completed, very good. Second one I got lost and then stopped... I meant to go back to it!
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ah yes the first Ori game I completed, very good. Second one I got lost and then stopped... I meant to go back to it!