Here's some stupid sprint names for the agile folks:

Ain't nothin Debug Wit

007: Oktapussy

Baby got back(log)

Cache Me if you Can

We provide the signal; you provide the group chat drama.

Don't be mean to cats. Cats are chill.

Your phone’s cracked screen isn’t quirky, it’s crying for help.

Phones are for texting. Calls are for emergencies. Don’t make it weird

5G so fast you’ll forget how slow your ex used to text back

Cricket Wireless: where we serve bars… signal bars, that is. 🍸📶