I've spotted an error in your equation though.😆

I can't believe how much that actually looks like you though.

Can't be a drone cuz "It's against the law"

That explains why no one ever shoplifts, or speeds, or does any of all the other things which are also "against the law".

Since we're playing conspiracy theory...
How about a certain someone laying the groundwork for Martial Law on day 1? You know...because we are obviously under attack.
Of course, there's also that Occam's Razor thingy which always spoils the fun.

I also can't prove w/o a doubt that stonehenge was built by ordinary people. That doesn't mean the aliens did it.

Asking one to prove a negative is a cheap trick.