julie
@crimesofthefuture.riversofblood.world
erotic neurotic (27, 🔞)
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i’m a stupid pervert someone should kill me with a gun or whatever beck said
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i’m a stupid pervert someone should kill me with a gun or whatever beck said
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i’m trying to recreate the folgers christmas incest ad with the love of my life this holiday season
December 12, 2023 at 10:53 AM
i’m trying to recreate the folgers christmas incest ad with the love of my life this holiday season
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if you’re cold, they’re cold. let me put my hands inside you
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if you’re cold, they’re cold. let me put my hands inside you
getting all the girls a ranger rick magazine subscription for christmas
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
getting all the girls a ranger rick magazine subscription for christmas
building a saw trap with items i found at the resource exchange
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
building a saw trap with items i found at the resource exchange
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if you’re cold, they’re cold. let me put my hands inside you
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if you’re cold, they’re cold. let me put my hands inside you
not now babe, i gotta take the twizzler challenge for autism
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
not now babe, i gotta take the twizzler challenge for autism
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I hope this email finds you the way you deserve fine shit
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I hope this email finds you the way you deserve fine shit
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clocked in at the lowkey hostile work environment factory
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
clocked in at the lowkey hostile work environment factory
she call my pussy the Freddy Fazbear Deluxe Box cuz she wants to eat it for 5 nights. Available now for a limited time only at Popeyes #ad
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
she call my pussy the Freddy Fazbear Deluxe Box cuz she wants to eat it for 5 nights. Available now for a limited time only at Popeyes #ad
there’s a new sign on the grass outside my building that says “please don’t pee on me” and i guess i’m just wondering if i’m some kind of joke to you
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
there’s a new sign on the grass outside my building that says “please don’t pee on me” and i guess i’m just wondering if i’m some kind of joke to you
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I don’t believe in heaven but I do believe in italian women 💯
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t believe in heaven but I do believe in italian women 💯
holiday by madonna sounds like eating suspiciously warm shrimp cocktail and getting norovirus on the first night of a swingers cruise. perfect song
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
holiday by madonna sounds like eating suspiciously warm shrimp cocktail and getting norovirus on the first night of a swingers cruise. perfect song
just had to read the phrase “elphaba sex cardigan” with my own eyes
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
just had to read the phrase “elphaba sex cardigan” with my own eyes
my girlfriend runs in the same circles as the wiggles so watch your fucking tone around her ok??
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my girlfriend runs in the same circles as the wiggles so watch your fucking tone around her ok??
thinking about @zzzzzzzzoe.bsky.social ‘s disappointed tone when she told me “oh no… there’s a nepo wiggle…”
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
thinking about @zzzzzzzzoe.bsky.social ‘s disappointed tone when she told me “oh no… there’s a nepo wiggle…”
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i have a disease and the only cure is everyone being nice to me. or being overstimulated til i cry also might work it’s an experimental treatment but early studies look promising
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i have a disease and the only cure is everyone being nice to me. or being overstimulated til i cry also might work it’s an experimental treatment but early studies look promising
sorry boss i can’t come in, i’ve got clown lung
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
sorry boss i can’t come in, i’ve got clown lung
calling out sick from work tomorrow i’m diagnosing myself with trench foot
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
calling out sick from work tomorrow i’m diagnosing myself with trench foot
self-diagnosing with the dreamer’s disease
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
self-diagnosing with the dreamer’s disease
self-diagnosing with alexandria’s genesis
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
self-diagnosing with alexandria’s genesis