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Mimi
@criminalham.bsky.social
I’m a human being. beep boop
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Sometimes I feel bad about being so poor that the only kind of spa treatments I can afford are ASMR spa videos on YouTube. Whenever that happens, I remind myself that at least I can still afford YouTube Premium, then I feel very rich indeed.
June 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈
June 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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can’t believe you guys are turning to chat gpt for book recommendations, all you need is one friend with ADHD who will try to get you into a new fandom every two weeks
March 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’m wondering how many first grade teachers actually were able to hack into their former students’ bank accounts.
March 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Quote of the day:

“Normal” was for those who didn’t have the ability to stretch their minds past the unreachable end.”

- excerpt from Assistant to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer
March 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just came here to say Lil Nas X is so hot.
March 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m such a considerate person, I’d smear antibiotics on a knife before I cut you with it.
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Men in real life can be so disappointing. I’ve changed my wallpaper to a manga character since I’m sure this guy won’t turn out to be some pedo or rapist or whatnot.
March 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I realized I have stopped having dreams when today I decided that my New Year’s Resolution for 2025 was to break in the Doc Martens I’ve been hiding in a corner for 8 years.
December 28, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Happy birthday, Jin! Schlepped to Hongdae where I feel so old just so I can celebrate getting even older with you. 💜
December 4, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I will be in Seoul during Jin’s (and my) birthday. I wonder what celebrations are going to happen there on that day. #BTS
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
A picture of a sad kid without the actual sad kid.
November 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I need to start speaking to ghosts.

It’s the only way I can be a medium while being extra large.
November 18, 2024 at 10:08 AM
“How old are you?”

I’m from a generation who knows YN as a part of the alphabet song, not a character in Wattpad fanfiction.
November 14, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I’m a good person, but I’m not a nice person.
November 13, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Coming here and being welcomed by author-type voices made me realize that I have to birth my darlings before I can actually kill them.
November 12, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I sorely need new additions to my poetry bookshelf. Much of my book collection was lost to Philippine floods. I switched to ebooks for a while because of the trauma, but nothing beats the multi-sensory experience of reading a book on paper.

Recommendations and shameless plugs are welcome. 😊
November 12, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Last weekend I had an itch to binge-watch disaster movies and I haven’t the faintest idea why.
November 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
This is where I hate-smashed that follow button.
counting in either direction your lips won't touch until you reach a million.
November 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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hot take but i am a firm believer that your favorite line/the line that hits you the hardest in atw10 says a lot about you/your particular brand of trauma
November 11, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Today is my first day on Bluesky. First impression: everyone here seems so much smarter (and more human-like) than the crowd on that other app.
November 11, 2024 at 8:47 PM
“Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.” - Oscar Wilde
November 11, 2024 at 8:41 PM