Cringe
@cringejunkie.bsky.social
☝️🤓 <— lots of this happening from the chronically online in the comments these days
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
☝️🤓 <— lots of this happening from the chronically online in the comments these days
Zero return on investment but yeah okay Chris
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Zero return on investment but yeah okay Chris
We need his pure-cut bisexual sound to sonically purify us for the next era of humanity
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
We need his pure-cut bisexual sound to sonically purify us for the next era of humanity
He’s sad cause money can’t buy him a “not a pathetic loser” card
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
He’s sad cause money can’t buy him a “not a pathetic loser” card
Swoletariat! I almost had to take a moment when the tongues part came up having grown up in evangelical churches, I was dying 😂
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Swoletariat! I almost had to take a moment when the tongues part came up having grown up in evangelical churches, I was dying 😂
Listened at the gym, this one is great
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Listened at the gym, this one is great
Atlanta loves y’all!
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Atlanta loves y’all!
“This tool let me” is such an interesting way to say “this tech stole IP and pasted it as a worse version and this is somehow a good thing”
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“This tool let me” is such an interesting way to say “this tech stole IP and pasted it as a worse version and this is somehow a good thing”
“We decided the best move was to put the nazi money into the kkk”
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
“We decided the best move was to put the nazi money into the kkk”
Me when I’m getting shot by an ICE agent: “um, this is actually illegal 🤓☝️
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Me when I’m getting shot by an ICE agent: “um, this is actually illegal 🤓☝️
The lengths they go to lick a boot never cease to amaze me.
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
The lengths they go to lick a boot never cease to amaze me.
I think I’d rather it was the end tbh
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I think I’d rather it was the end tbh
Fortune favors those who seek it or something haha.
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Fortune favors those who seek it or something haha.
Jokes aside I’m on a similar journey! It’s more fulfilling overall.
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Jokes aside I’m on a similar journey! It’s more fulfilling overall.
IE asking the old guy with the really long mustache at the record store what’s hot right now
December 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
IE asking the old guy with the really long mustache at the record store what’s hot right now