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Cringenuity
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My name is [withheld] and I just want to say I hate YouTube and TikTok videos where they incorporate amsr or have some idiot pointing and tapping instead of just talking like an actual human being.
I recently bought a steam cleaner. It was gnawing at me, and I was bored, so I used it to clean my refrigerator today. Sorry, no before and after on that.
My attention turned to the drain plugs in my sink. I may have gotten carried away, but I can’t recommend getting a steam cleaner enough.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Closed captioning 80’s TV shows informing me about sub-genres of funk I never knew existed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
A regret I have after being on this earth for so long are all the things I’ve never considered doing
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This vaguely reminds me of something. Can’t put my finger on it.
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Pistachio loves comfort. Teach me master.
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If this song was on the radio, I wouldn’t turn it off, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it either. I just needed something with a dynamic cadence because these lights have a story to tell.

Merry Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My submission for photo of the year
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Pistachio will sit like this all day if my arm didn’t get tired.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Look at that face!
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Remember when we had hope?
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Gen Alpha making me feel like…
#GenerationX
#GenX
#GenAlpha
#I’mOld
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love it when our kids get along
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Market bathroom graffiti
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Aww common Apple. Let me have this one.
#Quartiles
October 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unintentionally ironic signage.
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
When a woman you’re seeing sends you this
August 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My anxiety has come full circle.
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
August 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
July 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
How our little dum-dum likes to chill
July 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Journal entry 10 Jul 25:
I cycled in the afternoon while listening to media. I encounter many habitual drug users on e-bikes and people painfully unaware of their surroundings meandering as if they are the only ones using the trail. I remind myself that I am not lonely. I am protected.
July 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A brief cat oasis in this desert of empathy.
July 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
They wouldn’t serve my wife’s lunch in a Russian gulag
July 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The curse of humanity is that you will never know peace like this.
July 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM