(of course I know of the various pwn2own-like, have visibility on a number of bounty programs, dealers etc. I'm specifically asking about a ready-to-use, commonly accepted resource)

Impressively enough none of them are correct.
Let's ask clippy:

It seems you are trying to translate Italian cousins. Don't you want to order McDonald's instead?

:)

Deep down we all expect, at some point, out of the blue, you will just post something that revolutionizes security and we want to be the first to know and say "ah! All those chainsaws did not fool ME"

Ssssssst.

Trade secrets.

I'm now reading Red Mars and it's great. Of course as any good book suggestion it's actually a trap.

We have a few CVEs lying around if you ever feel like upping those numbers Lea :+)

If Amazon could link my buying habits and your book tweets, they would probably give you some incentives to tweet more...

I'm only here for the shitposting sir

Yeah I probably have to fix stuff

That's a very Jason answer :)