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Sisi Bruv
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Little bit of a nerd tbh. Single mom, almost thirty and angry but nice. 🫶🏻
I feel like if hitting a deer fucks up my car it should be dead not just knocked out. It’s only fair. 😑
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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sucking on his dick as if his cum is a pumpkin spiced latte
August 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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When the video game npc says “do you want to hear that again?” and you accidentally click “yes”
August 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This really pissed them off. Good.
August 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Set it all a bl a Z e. Do it. B. Oo. M. Idc 🧱🧱🧱
BREAKING: Howard Lutnick just suggested on CNBC that the Trump admin is in discussions about whether they should take stakes in defense companies like Lockheed Martin.

I mean what could go wrong, right? The Government profiting from war and owning the means of production.
August 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The problem is ppl keep looking for a savior in a fuckin politicians. Those fucks are not gonna be it. Your neighbors, yours peers, your communities are gonna be your saviors, ffs invest in the goddamn ppl around you and rise up. No one above you in any way is gonna save you. See that. 🧱🧱
August 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Think we’ve reached the part where we should trade wpns and tats underground and shit ya know
August 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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They call your Social Security & Medicare 'Entitlements' so you don't call them something silly like 'Earned Benefits.'
August 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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BREAKING: Trump has ordered the US military to deploy to 19 states to combat crime.

Imagine of Biden sent the military to 19 states to be used against the American public.
August 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The problem is ppl keep looking for a savior in a fuckin politicians. Those fucks are not gonna be it. Your neighbors, yours peers, your communities are gonna be your saviors, ffs invest in the goddamn ppl around you and rise up. No one above you in any way is gonna save you. See that. 🧱🧱
August 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
At least it fixes my bowels
Me: Coffee will fix me.

*Drinks coffee*

Me: Another coffee will fix me.
August 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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BREAKING: Trump says that when he voted, he needed to show the election workers his license plate.

Who here has ever had to unscrew their license plate from their vehicle before heading into the voting booth?
August 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Reposting to replace Amazon links

Oxford Soju Club, Sep 2025

An NK spy, a Korean CIA Agent, and an SK restauranteur get entangled in a spy game. A metaphor for the diaspora

Indigo: www.indigo.ca/en-ca/oxford...

Bookshop: bookshop.org/p/books/oxfo...

B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/oxford-soj...
February 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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A Universal Basic Income that help the poor and generate economic growth from the ground up? We’ve no way of knowing that’ll work! Better we invest in artificial intelligence that is currently consuming all our power to create a John Cena lookalike that tells pornographic stories to children.
August 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Well, Varric lovers, what are you waiting for? 😉
August 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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If the United States and Russia reach any kind of deal that allows Russia a US partnership in the arctic and access to Alaska's mineral resources then the US will not only be funding Russia's war against Ukraine but also helping prepare the invasion of Canada and the rest of Europe.
August 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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If a US general carried out a coup d'état today then a lot of problems would be averted for all of us.
August 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Yes
I have a question.
August 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Bricks.
August 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Trump collaborator and nominee for U.S. Attorney for D.C., Jeanine Pirro, abruptly ended a press conference after facing real questions. She had been touting that a federal deployment of more than 850 led to just 23 arrests, most for minor offenses, in a city of 702,250 people.
August 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just started playing cyberpunk and asked my friend if I could romance Jackie and he looked at me like I was a sick puppy.
August 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM