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I just finished reading @cheriepriest.com's "It Was Her House First" and if you like scary/sinister Ghost stories intertwined with a fixer-upper plot, this one's really good. #booksky
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Thank you all for NOT BEING TWITTER.
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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forte
January 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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One basic lesson from political research is that secret police generally rely on mediocre men willing to do the dirty work of authoritarian regimes in order to advance their careers.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/how-the-fb...
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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dicas de jornalismo

nem todas as reclamações de um véio broxa preso são notícia
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Cocaine Bear will return.... in Avengers Doomsday
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Simplesmente Globo Rural mostrando como a música La Bamba é uma canção sobre trabalhadores. Único programa possível.
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.
December 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Vou tratar todo mundo bem agora, nunca se sabe quem vai ganhar na Mega da virada.
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Amiga minha que trabalha no jornal O Globo (não posso falar quem é) disse que Alexandre de Moraes pressionou pelo fim do namoro da Paolla Oliveira e Diogo Nogueira.
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Bora amaciar esse negócio aí. O creme tá barato
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Utilidade pública: Ana Castela está solteira.
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Vamos trepetir a mandiga do ano passado?
Fiquem com o gatinho espalhando Pó de estabilidade financeira para 2026!
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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engraçado q a brigitte bardot merecia um obituário escroto da folha mas eles não fazem
December 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Hoje eu li uma notícia de que o ataque russo em Kiev na manhã de hoje tinha deixado um milhão de casas sem luz, mas que a empresa de energia já tinha conseguido restabelecer a luz pra 500 mil delas. Fica o registro de que a ENEL restabelece energia mais devagar que uma empresa numa ZONA DE GUERRA
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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“Oh Gail posted, let me just take a big sip of coffee as I read her latest skeet”
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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cara resolve fugir com uma camisa verde piscante dessa
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December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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🚨 MAIS UM FORAGIDO: PRESIDENTE DO INSTITUTO VOTO LEGAL SOME

Carlos Cesar Rocha, presidente do Instituto Voto Legal, já é considerado foragido pela Polícia Federal.
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Alguém transforma em figurinha pfvr
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Você com síndrome de impostor e um cara com essa inteligência era chefe da polícia federal
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM