The Elder Dan
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Also at https://mastodon.social/@crisperthanthou and https://twitter.com/dcurtisj and https://www.instagram.com/dancurtisjohnson/
Hanging out on a discord where there are a lot of progressive/leftist single guys and watching them work through their baggage like
August 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hanging out on a discord where there are a lot of progressive/leftist single guys and watching them work through their baggage like
The QAnon Epstein Problem in a nutshell: Either there is an elite pedo menace or there is not, and the president is either competent on the situation or he is not. But all of those combinations lead to the dawning realization that maybe he wasn't worth throwing a decade of your life away on.
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The QAnon Epstein Problem in a nutshell: Either there is an elite pedo menace or there is not, and the president is either competent on the situation or he is not. But all of those combinations lead to the dawning realization that maybe he wasn't worth throwing a decade of your life away on.
I see they've announced the latest (final?) season schedule for STRANGER THINGS and I'm going to tell my kids this is Eleven now.
July 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I see they've announced the latest (final?) season schedule for STRANGER THINGS and I'm going to tell my kids this is Eleven now.
It's gettin' punchy out there.
July 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
It's gettin' punchy out there.
It's one thing for AI to steal the intellectual property of others and then monetize it as something original, but now they're just explicitly naming who they're stealing from. Seems actionable. Shame there are no laws anymore.
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's one thing for AI to steal the intellectual property of others and then monetize it as something original, but now they're just explicitly naming who they're stealing from. Seems actionable. Shame there are no laws anymore.
Uh, oh, Elon, your own bot is going to turn on you yet again.
July 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Uh, oh, Elon, your own bot is going to turn on you yet again.
Looks like the Mouse finally decided which side it falls on. www.reuters.com/business/med...
June 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Looks like the Mouse finally decided which side it falls on. www.reuters.com/business/med...
Show me a cover version better than the original.
This one is close, but I legit think Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Too Drunk to Fuck" slightly edges out the DK original.
This one is close, but I legit think Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Too Drunk to Fuck" slightly edges out the DK original.
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Show me a cover version better than the original.
This one is close, but I legit think Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Too Drunk to Fuck" slightly edges out the DK original.
This one is close, but I legit think Nouvelle Vague's cover of "Too Drunk to Fuck" slightly edges out the DK original.
On the other hand, if he turns to be a Leo more in the vein of X, there are other Chicago Boy precedents, of course.
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
On the other hand, if he turns to be a Leo more in the vein of X, there are other Chicago Boy precedents, of course.
Long live Pope Chicago Boy Makes Good.
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Long live Pope Chicago Boy Makes Good.
Musk is such a pushy bottom.
December 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Musk is such a pushy bottom.
Hahahaha, I spy with my little eye someone's pre-planned automated dive out of the stock just before market close on election day... only their script didn't account for the end of daylight savings and it fired an hour early.
November 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Hahahaha, I spy with my little eye someone's pre-planned automated dive out of the stock just before market close on election day... only their script didn't account for the end of daylight savings and it fired an hour early.
Week could have gone better for the ol' Muskrat.
October 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Week could have gone better for the ol' Muskrat.
I tried dozens and dozens of render variants in Midjourney and basically all this headline got me was very realistic looking images of dual-tower nuclear reactors. No hint of AI or Microsoft in almost any of them. Sadly, not weird enough for the magic. This was as close as I got.
September 24, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I tried dozens and dozens of render variants in Midjourney and basically all this headline got me was very realistic looking images of dual-tower nuclear reactors. No hint of AI or Microsoft in almost any of them. Sadly, not weird enough for the magic. This was as close as I got.
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September 17, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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What's your current social media strategy?
August 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
What's your current social media strategy?
This year was also "wedge-shaped concepts" and I suspect @highway62.bsky.social would have liked looking in these babies.
August 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
This year was also "wedge-shaped concepts" and I suspect @highway62.bsky.social would have liked looking in these babies.
Today was one of my favorite days of the year, Old Cars With Leather-Buckled Hoods Day.
August 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Today was one of my favorite days of the year, Old Cars With Leather-Buckled Hoods Day.
Son, shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds.
August 3, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Son, shut the hell up about Pikachu for 30 seconds.
Four characters from film that are you, but it's a devastating self-own.
August 3, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Four characters from film that are you, but it's a devastating self-own.
If you want to see how deeply captured a bunch of craven people can be, watch the NYT suggest that an old man who won the last election and is recovering the economy should step aside and make it easier for an old man who lost the last election and *openly hates the NYT and wants it destroyed*.
February 10, 2024 at 3:32 PM
If you want to see how deeply captured a bunch of craven people can be, watch the NYT suggest that an old man who won the last election and is recovering the economy should step aside and make it easier for an old man who lost the last election and *openly hates the NYT and wants it destroyed*.