Crispy
@crispio.bsky.social
Hey y’all it’s Crispr (they/them)
Eat God It’s Fun :)
Non linear posting yippeeee
Eat God It’s Fun :)
Non linear posting yippeeee
Gonna try and start keeping track of the food i make here so a) i have a record of what I ate
b) if im lucky people will see and tell me how to improve
b) if im lucky people will see and tell me how to improve
January 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Gonna try and start keeping track of the food i make here so a) i have a record of what I ate
b) if im lucky people will see and tell me how to improve
b) if im lucky people will see and tell me how to improve
My tinnitus doesn’t act up often but when it does? oh the high pitched noises at hours ungodly
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
My tinnitus doesn’t act up often but when it does? oh the high pitched noises at hours ungodly
Dear god my ability to sleep is so broken please lord smite me now
December 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Dear god my ability to sleep is so broken please lord smite me now
STORIES ARE GOOD STORIES ARE GOOD STORIES ARE GOOD
December 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
STORIES ARE GOOD STORIES ARE GOOD STORIES ARE GOOD
Eating my spaghetti w chopsticks cause I haven’t done the dishes in a hot min and we are out of forks
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Eating my spaghetti w chopsticks cause I haven’t done the dishes in a hot min and we are out of forks
mmm theres certainly something tragically funny about listening to "she doesnt sleep" at 5 in the morning when i havent gone to bed before 6am for the last three days
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
mmm theres certainly something tragically funny about listening to "she doesnt sleep" at 5 in the morning when i havent gone to bed before 6am for the last three days
I am this close to just going out to pick up a big stick and start swinging
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am this close to just going out to pick up a big stick and start swinging
Pray for me accidentally deleted my 90 Firefox tabs :(
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pray for me accidentally deleted my 90 Firefox tabs :(
In my exit review w my teacher he asked how am and when I replied tired he said when are you not and you know I did not need to be called out like that
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In my exit review w my teacher he asked how am and when I replied tired he said when are you not and you know I did not need to be called out like that
Me: I am NEVER making karaage again it’s such a bitch to make and it’s SO messy I know that’s what I said last time but this time I mean it
Eats a bit of karaage: oh fuck nevermind
Eats a bit of karaage: oh fuck nevermind
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me: I am NEVER making karaage again it’s such a bitch to make and it’s SO messy I know that’s what I said last time but this time I mean it
Eats a bit of karaage: oh fuck nevermind
Eats a bit of karaage: oh fuck nevermind
My fucking eyeballs hurt I hate being sick
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My fucking eyeballs hurt I hate being sick
just a reminder to eat god
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
just a reminder to eat god
Does a sexy overly bendy yoga montage but I’m inflexible as shit
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Does a sexy overly bendy yoga montage but I’m inflexible as shit
Today I survived an assasination attempt from the cat and my own attempt to burn the house down doing good 👍
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today I survived an assasination attempt from the cat and my own attempt to burn the house down doing good 👍
for someone who loves fucked up shit i sure am a wimp
October 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
for someone who loves fucked up shit i sure am a wimp
bout to just start lying to people for fun
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
bout to just start lying to people for fun
my roommate left for the weekend and their cat became the clingiest bastard in existance
currently he is sitting on my neck very mad that i am trying to tweet
currently he is sitting on my neck very mad that i am trying to tweet
October 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
my roommate left for the weekend and their cat became the clingiest bastard in existance
currently he is sitting on my neck very mad that i am trying to tweet
currently he is sitting on my neck very mad that i am trying to tweet
God gives his hurtingest tummies to his soldiers who eat most dubious eggs
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
God gives his hurtingest tummies to his soldiers who eat most dubious eggs
I wasn’t made to be human I was made to be a weird media consumption machine
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I wasn’t made to be human I was made to be a weird media consumption machine
me who slept 16 hours yesterday: i am so mentally well
my roommates cat: meow
me: yeah :)
my roommates cat: meow
me: yeah :)
October 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
me who slept 16 hours yesterday: i am so mentally well
my roommates cat: meow
me: yeah :)
my roommates cat: meow
me: yeah :)
You ever read poetry and then just have to start screaming at the collective human condition
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You ever read poetry and then just have to start screaming at the collective human condition
Why does my hair look the best only in the middle of the night when I get up to get water or something what the hell look good when I go out!!! Bastard
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Why does my hair look the best only in the middle of the night when I get up to get water or something what the hell look good when I go out!!! Bastard
Me @ myself:please dear god u have to be up at 7 please go to bed pl-
Brain:no but if what we’ve learned about neuroplasticity is true then human sentience is a form of emergent consciousness just like
Me:don’t say it please just go to sleep don’t say
Brain:SLIME MOLDS :D
Brain:no but if what we’ve learned about neuroplasticity is true then human sentience is a form of emergent consciousness just like
Me:don’t say it please just go to sleep don’t say
Brain:SLIME MOLDS :D
September 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Me @ myself:please dear god u have to be up at 7 please go to bed pl-
Brain:no but if what we’ve learned about neuroplasticity is true then human sentience is a form of emergent consciousness just like
Me:don’t say it please just go to sleep don’t say
Brain:SLIME MOLDS :D
Brain:no but if what we’ve learned about neuroplasticity is true then human sentience is a form of emergent consciousness just like
Me:don’t say it please just go to sleep don’t say
Brain:SLIME MOLDS :D
BLORBO IS HAPPENING TO ME
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BLORBO IS HAPPENING TO ME
I desire a smoothie so bad but alas it is past the witching hour and if I start the blender I will be burned at the stake
August 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I desire a smoothie so bad but alas it is past the witching hour and if I start the blender I will be burned at the stake