Chrissy
@crispychrissy.bsky.social
Gamer, Egyptology nerd, and space lover. The triple hyperfixation threat.
Nothing beats laying on the couch eating peanut M&Ms and watching Bob Ross paint while I wait for my edible to kick in so I can go to bed.
It’s a happy little accident. 🎨
It’s a happy little accident. 🎨
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Nothing beats laying on the couch eating peanut M&Ms and watching Bob Ross paint while I wait for my edible to kick in so I can go to bed.
It’s a happy little accident. 🎨
It’s a happy little accident. 🎨
Has someone made a cartoon of like, some random girl who keeps having demons come for her, but she isn't afraid of them, so she treats them like cats who keep getting into things?
"Azazel, stop trying to jump out in front of me, I'm trying to walk!"
"Don't make me get the holy spray bottle, Lilith!"
"Azazel, stop trying to jump out in front of me, I'm trying to walk!"
"Don't make me get the holy spray bottle, Lilith!"
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Has someone made a cartoon of like, some random girl who keeps having demons come for her, but she isn't afraid of them, so she treats them like cats who keep getting into things?
"Azazel, stop trying to jump out in front of me, I'm trying to walk!"
"Don't make me get the holy spray bottle, Lilith!"
"Azazel, stop trying to jump out in front of me, I'm trying to walk!"
"Don't make me get the holy spray bottle, Lilith!"
Can’t wait for Trump to declare an illegal war on Venezuela this Friday to distract from the release of the Epstein files.
December 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Can’t wait for Trump to declare an illegal war on Venezuela this Friday to distract from the release of the Epstein files.
This is Smokey’s first time experiencing snow. Safe to say he’s enjoying it! #cats #funnycats #snowcats #snow
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is Smokey’s first time experiencing snow. Safe to say he’s enjoying it! #cats #funnycats #snowcats #snow
Someone’s projecting! But my bet is that this is their plan, it will give them an excuse not to release the files because they can claim it’s part of an active investigation. Just wait.
Trump says he’s asking Justice Department to investigate Epstein’s ties to slew of high-profile figures | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday he will ask Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to many other high-profile figures, in an extraordinary step that...
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November 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Someone’s projecting! But my bet is that this is their plan, it will give them an excuse not to release the files because they can claim it’s part of an active investigation. Just wait.
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October 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Pride y’all!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
June 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy Pride y’all!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Why does this dude look like a villain in a Bollywood movie? 😂😂😭😭
June 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Why does this dude look like a villain in a Bollywood movie? 😂😂😭😭
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“Sorry I’m late, a chickadee was collecting my dog’s hair on the porch and I’d be a monster to interrupt.”
May 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“Sorry I’m late, a chickadee was collecting my dog’s hair on the porch and I’d be a monster to interrupt.”
You know you’re getting old when a double shot has gone from being a drink to when you take Advil and Tylenol together so your back stops hurting.
April 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
You know you’re getting old when a double shot has gone from being a drink to when you take Advil and Tylenol together so your back stops hurting.
The country is so depressing right now. I'm so close to just packing up and moving to another country, but I've never been one to run from a challenge.
Fuck Donald Trump and the destruction he's causing our country. I can't wait to wake up to his obituary.
Fuck Donald Trump and the destruction he's causing our country. I can't wait to wake up to his obituary.
January 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The country is so depressing right now. I'm so close to just packing up and moving to another country, but I've never been one to run from a challenge.
Fuck Donald Trump and the destruction he's causing our country. I can't wait to wake up to his obituary.
Fuck Donald Trump and the destruction he's causing our country. I can't wait to wake up to his obituary.
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@dansup.bsky.social , who is the founder of pixelfed, sent this letter to Mark Zuckerberg/Meta regarding their blocking of links to Pixelfed.
January 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@dansup.bsky.social , who is the founder of pixelfed, sent this letter to Mark Zuckerberg/Meta regarding their blocking of links to Pixelfed.
Hey @cnn.com, “Former living US presidents”? So… just the dead ones are there? It should be “all living former presidents”. Word order matters! 😂😂
January 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey @cnn.com, “Former living US presidents”? So… just the dead ones are there? It should be “all living former presidents”. Word order matters! 😂😂
Calling it now:
Trump is appointing people who know nothing about the agency they are set to oversee, so 6-12 months from now he can go, “Look at how chaotic the government is! We need to start over from the ground up.”
And then Project 2025 happens.
Trump is appointing people who know nothing about the agency they are set to oversee, so 6-12 months from now he can go, “Look at how chaotic the government is! We need to start over from the ground up.”
And then Project 2025 happens.
December 16, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Calling it now:
Trump is appointing people who know nothing about the agency they are set to oversee, so 6-12 months from now he can go, “Look at how chaotic the government is! We need to start over from the ground up.”
And then Project 2025 happens.
Trump is appointing people who know nothing about the agency they are set to oversee, so 6-12 months from now he can go, “Look at how chaotic the government is! We need to start over from the ground up.”
And then Project 2025 happens.
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Came across this random YouTube short, is this you from before you did comedy? 😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/wEf-4...
I can’t stop crying😭😭 #motivationalquotes #inspiration #emotional #kindness #raisedarmy #shorts
YouTube video by Raised_Army
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December 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social Came across this random YouTube short, is this you from before you did comedy? 😂 www.youtube.com/shorts/wEf-4...
@piratesoftware.live Do you have a tactical ferret in the wings?
November 14, 2024 at 4:26 PM
@piratesoftware.live Do you have a tactical ferret in the wings?
I don't think my life is interesting enough to post about, so I probably won't be posting much. At least for now. :)
November 10, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I don't think my life is interesting enough to post about, so I probably won't be posting much. At least for now. :)