Chris Barratt
@crispydog.bsky.social
That's marginally better than Putin's pocket.
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
That's marginally better than Putin's pocket.
Are we completely sure it wasn't a rat wearing a life jacket?
February 5, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Are we completely sure it wasn't a rat wearing a life jacket?
Clearly your understanding of the word 'accuracy' is overly-literal too.
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Clearly your understanding of the word 'accuracy' is overly-literal too.
But he still gets your money.
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 AM
But he still gets your money.
It wouldn't work.
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 AM
It wouldn't work.
Boycott the World Cup?
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Boycott the World Cup?
Likely, he saw which way the wind was blowing.
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Likely, he saw which way the wind was blowing.
How much did we ever have?
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
How much did we ever have?
How long after the invention of the wheel before some bloke realised there was a hole in it?
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
How long after the invention of the wheel before some bloke realised there was a hole in it?
A couple of points here:
1. Closer ties with Europe was always a manifesto commitment.
2. Leaving Erasmus was never part of any deal with the EU. It was only ever Boris Johnson deciding unilaterally to leave everything with Europe in its title.
1. Closer ties with Europe was always a manifesto commitment.
2. Leaving Erasmus was never part of any deal with the EU. It was only ever Boris Johnson deciding unilaterally to leave everything with Europe in its title.
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A couple of points here:
1. Closer ties with Europe was always a manifesto commitment.
2. Leaving Erasmus was never part of any deal with the EU. It was only ever Boris Johnson deciding unilaterally to leave everything with Europe in its title.
1. Closer ties with Europe was always a manifesto commitment.
2. Leaving Erasmus was never part of any deal with the EU. It was only ever Boris Johnson deciding unilaterally to leave everything with Europe in its title.
I empathise with your disillusionment, but it was always an illusion.
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I empathise with your disillusionment, but it was always an illusion.
How old are you? 🤔
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
How old are you? 🤔
Long live the strawberry.
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Long live the strawberry.
Somehow, I don't think they have realised that the policy must include Tommy Robinson.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Somehow, I don't think they have realised that the policy must include Tommy Robinson.
Because they are the voters that will back the furthest right party they are offered.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Because they are the voters that will back the furthest right party they are offered.
Johnson was lying.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Johnson was lying.
So Epstein couldn't spell. I've properly gone off him now.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
So Epstein couldn't spell. I've properly gone off him now.
OK, so am I missing something? Alexander definitely says 'the red line that starts at 35% in 2019'.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OK, so am I missing something? Alexander definitely says 'the red line that starts at 35% in 2019'.
Am I reading that graph wrong? Where do they hit 35% in 2019?
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Am I reading that graph wrong? Where do they hit 35% in 2019?
If you exclude everyone except one bloke called Dave.....
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you exclude everyone except one bloke called Dave.....
1. Police won't touch it because it's basically littering, and that's the council's remit.
2. Environmental Health Departments are so pared to the bone that they are often just a couple of snowed under oiks.
3. The only people with cherry pickers are street lighting, and that has been farmed out.
2. Environmental Health Departments are so pared to the bone that they are often just a couple of snowed under oiks.
3. The only people with cherry pickers are street lighting, and that has been farmed out.
November 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
1. Police won't touch it because it's basically littering, and that's the council's remit.
2. Environmental Health Departments are so pared to the bone that they are often just a couple of snowed under oiks.
3. The only people with cherry pickers are street lighting, and that has been farmed out.
2. Environmental Health Departments are so pared to the bone that they are often just a couple of snowed under oiks.
3. The only people with cherry pickers are street lighting, and that has been farmed out.