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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · Oct 19

New pinned, who dis?

Ayo, I'm Crispy Hanako, call me whatever of the two you want (or both!). They/Them. I do speedruns sometimes but recently I've been doing a lot of casual playthroughs streams of my massive Steam backlog, doing achievement hunting, and whatever I feel like, really.

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 6d

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David Hogg @davidhogg.bsky.social · 6d

Day 1 of the Republican Shutdown

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 11d

I may or may not make another scripted video about this

Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 11d

SEVEN sets next year for MTG, FOUR of which being Universes Beyond

Last year WotC wanted 50% for UB and UW, at this point its over 50%.

Not to mention there's an average of 52 days between sets.

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 14d

I'd like to thank the academy of shitposting

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Binary Breakers @binarybreakers.com · 18d

The Breakout: Back to School edition is officially rescheduled and ready for SUNDAY! 💥

See you then, students! 🗓

The Breakout is streaming on the Binary Breakers channel on Twitch. September 21st, 2pm Pacific US, 5pm Eastern US.

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 17d

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 18d

Holy shit I finally beat a round of slay the spire

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 22d

"Bottom Line" implies the existence of a Top Line.

And next you're gonna tell me the bottom line is clicker trained.

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 22d

I was so ready to be panicked tomorrow.

Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 22d

Serebii Update: Registration for PokémonXP/Pokémon World Championships 2026 has been delayed.

New registration date currently unknown

www.serebii.net

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Helix 🏳️‍⚧️ @helix.midwestspeedfest.com · 24d

Day 3 of demanding that @jay.bsky.team and @aaron.bsky.team resign.

This article is blatantly false, and is inciting violence and harassment toward trans people. This is against Bluesky's stated ToS, and is yet more proof that said ToS is being selectively enforced by facist sympathizers.

New York Post @nypost.com · 24d

Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates

The assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk marks the latest example of a growing wave of murders and other shootings committed by transgender people and others advocating for their rights.

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · 28d

I'm the only one in the IT office today so my Steamdeck has just been blasting 80s/90s City Pop all day.

Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · Sep 7

Excellent observation, Chloe.

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Binary Breakers @binarybreakers.com · Sep 6

Student life can be tough. Sometimes, you wish you could just do it all over again. 🌪️

@crispyhanako.bsky.social presents Chapter 1 of Life is Strange on The Breakout: Back to School tomorrow!

🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s

Max from Life is Strange looking at a wall of photographs

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Binary Breakers @binarybreakers.com · Aug 31

Join us next weekend for another edition of THE BREAKOUT! 💥

Back to School is featuring games with educational elements or schools. We have a stacked lineup of runs starting at 5PM Eastern US time, September 7th on Twitch. 🗓

Don't be late for class!

🔗 FULL SCHEDULE: horaro.org/bb-breakout/b2s

Schedule for The Breakout on September 7th

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Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · Aug 29

My Switch battery is starting to look a little gregnant

Crispy Hanako @crispyhanako.bsky.social · Aug 25

I may not get good pulls for Pokemon or Magic but I can pull TWO fucking Saddams out of a random box of Desert Storm 1991 lmfao

(I'm getting all four of these graded)