J 2the A 2the M,E,S
@crispysquirrel.bsky.social
Supporter of Quins, collector of rusty cars, eater of revels. My views, not necessarily those of my psychiatrist.
There’s always tweet!
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 AM
There’s always tweet!
Now that would just be taking the piss
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Now that would just be taking the piss
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face” says voter for Leopards Who Eat Faces Party
July 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“I never thought the leopards would eat my face” says voter for Leopards Who Eat Faces Party
Looking forward to the rationale. Probably something like:
Conflict = higher oil prices / shortage
Higher oil price /shortage = queues
Queues are very British
Ergo attacking net zero in Middle East conflict is patriotic.
Conflict = higher oil prices / shortage
Higher oil price /shortage = queues
Queues are very British
Ergo attacking net zero in Middle East conflict is patriotic.
June 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Looking forward to the rationale. Probably something like:
Conflict = higher oil prices / shortage
Higher oil price /shortage = queues
Queues are very British
Ergo attacking net zero in Middle East conflict is patriotic.
Conflict = higher oil prices / shortage
Higher oil price /shortage = queues
Queues are very British
Ergo attacking net zero in Middle East conflict is patriotic.
Freddy looks pissed off that his lovely nap has been disturbed by the house monkeys
May 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Freddy looks pissed off that his lovely nap has been disturbed by the house monkeys
Still looks stupid at that angle
a man is sitting in a chair with his hands on his chin
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his hands on his chin
media.tenor.com
April 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Still looks stupid at that angle
….and everybody cheered….
February 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
….and everybody cheered….
Haha! I literally just did the same for my stepfather in the name of a birthday present.
January 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Haha! I literally just did the same for my stepfather in the name of a birthday present.
Definitely a bot. Haha 🐈⬛
November 18, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Definitely a bot. Haha 🐈⬛