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Crispy Toast

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Freelance #Artist | #GMod #Animator | #Gamer | He/Him Crispy Toast #Discord: http://discord.gg/crispytoast #KoFi: http://ko-fi.com/crispytoast https://crispytoastyt.carrd.co #art / #fanart / #ocart #artcommissions are closed until '26 🚫NO NFTS and/or AI

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · Jan 29

I'm running an #artcommission shop!

If you are interested, please reach me at the Bluesky DMs, contact me on #Discord, or visit my #KoFi page!

- Discord: crispytoastyt
- KoFi: ko-fi.com/crispytoast

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 18m

I heard that the U.S. Mint will no longer produce any pennies. At first, I thought they may be running out of copper, but I discovered they are too expensive to produce…

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1h

GRIFF! RUN!!!

I’ll hold him off with the Smurf Launcher 5000!

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Waffleopolis @waffleopolis.bsky.social · 1d

Olimar and a new crew: We can use the Pikmin to help this young giant grow strong and healthy!

Louie: I will do everything in my power to eat this baby.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 2d

Close to You – Nintendo www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsuf...

Nintendo drops animated video

explains nothing

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Rafa The Beat @rafathebeat.bsky.social · 17h

MAJOR UPDATE ON THIS SITUATION!
Just now, i recieved a DM from one of Anty/Fluffy's ex-friends, that Anty did some fucked up shit to their "friend", whom this friend now resents him, and saying terrible things behind him and their friends' backs. FUBAR, man!

(This person is to remain anonymous.)

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 16h

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 18h

The majority of Sora 2 videos made by people are like...

Bootleg MAD Magazine skits...?

Jeez, even Alfred E. Neuman thinks this is getting way out of hand. :^

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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 20h

The Centaur and the Siren

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. On a shore, a beautiful mermaid and a young centaur meet. They look at each other.

Panel 2. Close-up portrait of the two protagonists, both look away, blushing.

Panel 3. Later, at sunset, the two admire the sunset together, side by side. They're a couple.

Panel 4. The happy couple watches their two half-human, half-seahorse children playing in the water.
Narrator: A few years later...

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 21h

a pizza with pineapple , ham , cheese and bacon is sitting on a pan on a table .

ALT: a pizza with pineapple , ham , cheese and bacon is sitting on a pan on a table .

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 21h

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 22h

Ooohh!!!

Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 22h

The search function is finally working. Thank god.

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FuturLab @futurlab.co.uk · 2d

Your first day on the job is confirmed! 💦 You’ll be getting your van, power washer, and keys to the home base on 23rd October! 🎉

We've loved seeing all the excitement for @powerwashsimulator.co.uk 2, and we can’t wait for you to experience the game we’ve poured so much love into 💙✨

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

The freaking search function is bugged...

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

a woman is crawling in the dark with a green light coming out of her eyes .

ALT: a woman is crawling in the dark with a green light coming out of her eyes .

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

What happened to the search function?? Doesn’t matter what keyword it is, none of them show up!

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

EXCUSE ME?!

Please tell me you’re kidding. I really don’t like the sound of that.

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and asking him what .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and asking him what .

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

Heavy will commit vehicular tiny baby slaughter.

#tf2 #heavy #gmod

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

That's right! She already blew up the Weresquid!

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

She is done messing around.

#leilanie #gmod

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 1d

Looking through binoculars around Moo Moo Meadows in Mario Kart World has a small chance of activating a "cute jumpscare" Easter egg whereby a group of Para-Biddybuds will suddenly look into the binoculars from the other side.

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

Down with the corporate mouse!

camwing @camw.ing · 15d

I don't have the brightest mind for business, but I'd argue that announcing a price hike less than 24 hours after undoing a politically motivated decision that is actively causing an international boycott is what we like to call a "very bad business move."

A screenshot of Disney's stock price.

112.25 USD
-5.46 (-4.64%) past month

(There's a lot of data in this screenshot, but the most important one is the big red graph that's pointing down.)

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

It's renamed to "The Shamans of Existence"

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Crispy Toast @crispytoastyt.newgrounds.com · 1d

"Enjoy your clout, Krabs!!"

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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 3d

Grand Dad did too much trolling...

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