CrisscrossApplesauce
@crisscrossdude.bsky.social
Yes, that’s sarcasm
That’s all fine and good, for federal crimes, but state crimes on the other hand…
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That’s all fine and good, for federal crimes, but state crimes on the other hand…
His son manages trump’s crypto company. He’s not able to walk away because of all the crooked actions that would suddenly be relevant and punishable by law
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
His son manages trump’s crypto company. He’s not able to walk away because of all the crooked actions that would suddenly be relevant and punishable by law
Target acquired
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Target acquired
Takes 3,000-5,000 pounds of fuel to get from Caracas to Miami by boat then they have to go back. You think those boats they keep attacking have a Camry worth of fuel onboard, plus drugs and crew?
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Takes 3,000-5,000 pounds of fuel to get from Caracas to Miami by boat then they have to go back. You think those boats they keep attacking have a Camry worth of fuel onboard, plus drugs and crew?
And his son runs crypto for trump
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And his son runs crypto for trump
Ah, guess it’s that time again
Gott Mit Uns, German for God on our side. Standard issue belt buckles for nazi soldiers. Great model to follow.
Gott Mit Uns, German for God on our side. Standard issue belt buckles for nazi soldiers. Great model to follow.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Ah, guess it’s that time again
Gott Mit Uns, German for God on our side. Standard issue belt buckles for nazi soldiers. Great model to follow.
Gott Mit Uns, German for God on our side. Standard issue belt buckles for nazi soldiers. Great model to follow.
Just to clarify, the recession started in April with the tariffs, depression is already in the queue.
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just to clarify, the recession started in April with the tariffs, depression is already in the queue.
What could possibly go right?
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What could possibly go right?
But wait, there’s more…
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
But wait, there’s more…
So is this morally worse or legally worse than what the FOUR before me had to deal with?
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
So is this morally worse or legally worse than what the FOUR before me had to deal with?
That’s reasonable. I think of the analogy of the judge who has two mothers who want the baby and the judge says either they can both take half or the real mother can choose to spare it.
Republicans stand ready with chainsaws in hand, democrats decided 1.4M workers had to pay rent
Republicans stand ready with chainsaws in hand, democrats decided 1.4M workers had to pay rent
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
That’s reasonable. I think of the analogy of the judge who has two mothers who want the baby and the judge says either they can both take half or the real mother can choose to spare it.
Republicans stand ready with chainsaws in hand, democrats decided 1.4M workers had to pay rent
Republicans stand ready with chainsaws in hand, democrats decided 1.4M workers had to pay rent
So none of this even registers?
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So none of this even registers?
Two things, he absolutely didn’t write a single word of that. The tariffs are just like the ventilators during Covid, “no, that’s ours…”
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Two things, he absolutely didn’t write a single word of that. The tariffs are just like the ventilators during Covid, “no, that’s ours…”
Oh wow. Because he breaks laws. You think this just magically started in 2016? Remember when Michael Cohen went to prison, during trump’s first term for his half of the Stormy Daniels case? You remember 34 felony convictions?
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh wow. Because he breaks laws. You think this just magically started in 2016? Remember when Michael Cohen went to prison, during trump’s first term for his half of the Stormy Daniels case? You remember 34 felony convictions?
Let’s have a discussion about what that word means as this administration GOES INTO DAYCARES AND DRAG OUT WOMEN!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Let’s have a discussion about what that word means as this administration GOES INTO DAYCARES AND DRAG OUT WOMEN!!!!
Let’s discuss that term for a minute and see who wears that label
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Let’s discuss that term for a minute and see who wears that label
Just keeping with tradition
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just keeping with tradition
It’s 1300 miles from Caracas to Miami. It would take over 3500 pounds of fuel just to GET to Miami. You know what also weighs about 3500 pounds? You think this fits on a fishing boat?
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It’s 1300 miles from Caracas to Miami. It would take over 3500 pounds of fuel just to GET to Miami. You know what also weighs about 3500 pounds? You think this fits on a fishing boat?
$6.06 per person, per day. That’s 2 cans of corn, 2 packs of ramen and a big hearty fuck you to Clay Higgins
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
$6.06 per person, per day. That’s 2 cans of corn, 2 packs of ramen and a big hearty fuck you to Clay Higgins
How Christian
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
How Christian
