in immigrant families there’s no favorites, only disappointments.

When dating an investment banker from Goldman sends you into over a year of abstinence.

you can either farm with us or against us

Why did nobody tell me the statue of liberty is in New Jersey?

Honestly, if you ask me, Washington Square Park is more annoying than times square. Those tiktok street interviewers are relentless.

My friends and I went to a bar in the west village. A man with a european accent came up to us and asked, “this is a very diverse friend group, how did you all meet each other?” Homie we met at a college brochure idk what to tell you 😭

It's still January.

i need to stop listening to peso pluma while i practice ballet…