critic89.bsky.social
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It's too late for that, Chris should have gotten their ass kicked when (s)he slapped kids around at the game place back in the day for loosing children's card games to said kids.
March 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
A business so legit, you couldn't even get a professional to make the logo. Also, it's that you're "business", is such a small fish in the big pawn of businesses, that big fish like Sega and Nintendo don't even bother with you. Otherwise, you'd be more fucked than any troll could accomplish.
March 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Chris, you watched and enjoyed the worst sonic the hedgehog cartoon as a kid, and admitted you don't like the serious episodes of something as low-brow as family guy. Brainrot is pretty much up your alley, because you're even unable to understand the messages in MLP friendship is magic.
March 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pfff, not much destiny and more lucky that you were probably one of 11 kids that legit enjoyed the shittiest Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon of the 90s. the SATAM Sonic cartoon was way better, but then again. the low intellect the other show had was probably more on par with your own
March 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We might all live on the same planet, but we're not common. Because you're the only one who proudly shared the fact that they pretty much SA'ed their from dementia suffering, elderly mom on multiple occassions, and did countless other crimes. Blow it out your ass Chris. You're one of the worst.
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"not be as judgemental of others" This coming from the twit who does nothing but judge others based on not giving them what they want, skincolor, gender, religion, sexual orientation and just having a different opinion than you. But almighty Chris can't do no wrong, because they're a false god
March 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Discovered my ass, you had a high school assignment of creating your own CD cover without using copyrighted images. Being creatively bankrupt, you fused Pikachu and Sonic into a poorly drawn abomination, and your teacher was too lazy to tell you to try again.
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the list mainly existing of Autism, Gender dysphoria, Narcicism, Oedipus complex, schizophrenia and massive god complex.

Not to mention the denial of epic proportions and lack of ANY self awareness.
March 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Well, by that logic, you're speed is floored in reverse into a brick wall. Since you've been in regression since you left community college. Your inner will and warrior are weak, and your physical growth is mainly in girth, Emotionally you're 10 years old and mentally is a massive list of illnesses.
March 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
since you're basically the only person who legit loved this cartoon. How come you NEVER picked up on this message?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVaY...
Sonic Says: That's no Good! [Remastered 4K]
YouTube video by LuanUP
www.youtube.com
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What did you Expect? the poor goddes is under so much stress when she has to draw for money. keeping the colors seperated is such hard work🙄😒. Also, don't financially support Chris. Would you financially support anyone else who did what Chris has done if they weren't infamous on YouTube/autistic?
March 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here's a question: If you didn't have learned your new "coping skills" after the Sonic Boom inspired, gamestop pepperspray incident. How much would you have lost your mind when Sonic had blue arms in the Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) movie? would you have peppersprayed the theatre? I bet you would have.
March 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Happy Birthday, Chris. I hope that birthday cake tasted cold and bitter. Like the truth.
February 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
whooptidoo. 43 years old, and all you've accomplished is a crummy comic Nintendo and Sega could sue you for if they gave a damn, and letting the trolls and your parents turn you into an INfamous, socially inept monster who lives in fanfictionland, to not face the fact that they're a monster.
February 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Chris, in all their sageful wisdom, probably just uploaded the first birthday cake GIF that popped up when typing "birthday cake" in the search bar, and didn't check it before posting it. Because fuck checking shit before posting it. Why else do you think the sonichu comic is full of spelling errors
February 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh we ALL KNOW what you do for love and companionship, Chris. Like shooting embarrassing "mature" content with a blow-up doll. drinking your own fluids mixed with orange fanta, dancing naked in your disgusting bacteria infested bathroom. Truly, acts of a sane person who's totally Jesus reincarnated😒
February 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No, transgirls are boys who suck so hard at sports with other boys, they put on sportsbras and change their pronounces to play and beat actual girls in sports. Kind of what you did when straight women didn't want to date you, so you came out as trans/lesbian to try and date lesbian women.
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
considering Chris thinks standing in one place to play guitar hero is "excercising". the trans athletes must be as out of shape as Chris to make it fair for female athletes.
February 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The only reason you keep your "personal details" offline these days. Is because Flutter and Caden Peck are keeping you in check. If you hadn't had them, you would have ended up as the crazy homeless person, screeching in traffic about the dimensional merge.
January 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You mean the way you "matured"? after being trolled into countless relationships, being so kind to gays and blacks and claiming yourself to be the next Jesus Christ? Yeah, you're too far gone to give anyone "sage wisdoms", Chris. Stick with playing with your toys, clay and video games.
January 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM