I could have done without this year

@quintabrunson.bsky.social please manifest this.

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you spread the word?

So this is the concept of a plan

ATTENTION LOS ANGELES MUSICIANS

I once worked on a copyright case involving what I’ll call a “marital aid.” Defense argued it was a work of art. The federal court judge’s ruling: “It says it’s machine washable, so it can’t be art. Motion to dismiss denied.” I think about that a lot.

Does anyone have eyes on Chuck Mangione and is he all right/outta sight?

I can’t please everyone all of the time, but I can definitely displease everyone most of the time, and that’s progress

“May you have children exactly like you” - Yiddish curse that doubles as a compliment