Mellie Lynn (Bean)
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Mellie Lynn (Bean)
@criticalsass.bsky.social
Slider of peripheries. Silly Bean. Lover of all things food, history, hands-on, music, and nature.
✌️Boomshanka!✌️

🌸✨️🦋Texan in Indiana.🦋✨️🌸
I worked there 20ish years ago, and I'm completely unsurprised by this. It seems nothing has changed. Such an exhausting company to work for!
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
And we thank you for it wholeheartedly <3
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just Reece being his typical, sassy self, lol!
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It says something when you see a photo of the man and the first thing that pops in your head is Salt-N-Pepa's 1993 love ballad(lol) "Whatta Man". Lord Davies can wear a suit!
September 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Wonderful photo! You look so lovely and happy!
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh! I'm sure it will! The hospice workers here in the US who cared for my grandfather were an amazing gift to my family at such a difficult time. I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed that the auction goes incredibly well for LOROS
May 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Amazing
May 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Absolutely ADORE Fatiha! ❤️
May 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*Prepares self for a wild orgy of questions ranging from the political opinions of the gap between Alex's teeth, whether Joe's head does indeed smell akin to that of a newborn babe's to the precise shade of Lord Davies's ceilings.*
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
(Apologies for being crude, but things like this make me seethe.)
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The same people didn't follow along in any sort of sex ed class and fully believe that a woman's anatomy is adversely altered by the number of men they've slept with. They also believe we keep the DNA of previous partners stored? Do we have some sort of hidden spunk pouch? Bunch of twats.
May 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Books and various comedy series and specials have been my escape as any type of social media is an even heavier reminder that I live in a shitshow of a country.
May 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My life for as long as I can recall.
May 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just a bunch of shitheads.
May 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Not a movie, but Genesis' Land of Confusion music video gave me nightmares for years as a child. Those damn Spitting Image puppets were fuel for bad dreams.
May 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I've never wanted to say "No sh*t" so much in my life.
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I just adore that face! Cadaverous... pft!
April 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM