crit / cami
@critivin.bsky.social
watch "the speed of time" before interacting with me
she/her - esp/eng/port/рус
SIN TRADICIÓN, SOLO TRANSGRESIÓN
бью людей ногами
she/her - esp/eng/port/рус
SIN TRADICIÓN, SOLO TRANSGRESIÓN
бью людей ногами
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crit / cami
@critivin.bsky.social
· Aug 12
superfast about me 2
cntry: 🇦🇷
prns: she/her
lnggs: esp, eng, port, рус
gms: geometry dash, hotline miami (1&2), persona 5, ut/dr
media: sailor moon, homestuck, whatever dystopian
ntrsts: math, taekwondo, world cuisine
msc: synthwave, chiptune, rock
cntry: 🇦🇷
prns: she/her
lnggs: esp, eng, port, рус
gms: geometry dash, hotline miami (1&2), persona 5, ut/dr
media: sailor moon, homestuck, whatever dystopian
ntrsts: math, taekwondo, world cuisine
msc: synthwave, chiptune, rock
i wish i could've had a relation with my teachers like the one the girls have with theirs in azumanga daioh while i was still in hs
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i wish i could've had a relation with my teachers like the one the girls have with theirs in azumanga daioh while i was still in hs
we should cast a curse on all humans where if any born male individual has even a single conscious thought about genuinely wanting to be a girl then they metamorph into one in the act
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
we should cast a curse on all humans where if any born male individual has even a single conscious thought about genuinely wanting to be a girl then they metamorph into one in the act
the beauty discrepancy between the girl in the porn movie and the bloke fucking her is the biggest downside to straight norp
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the beauty discrepancy between the girl in the porn movie and the bloke fucking her is the biggest downside to straight norp
remember how i said i would announce whenever i watched onimai again? now is again
time to watch onimai for the third time. i'll post a new thingy every time i watch it again
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
remember how i said i would announce whenever i watched onimai again? now is again
aw i really don't know which anime to watch next → let's watch onimai again
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
aw i really don't know which anime to watch next → let's watch onimai again
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nobody ever reads my skeets so I'll declare that it was me who got on the english teacher's pc while she was looking away, not even out of the class just looking away, and made her say "WATCH THE MINECRAFT MOVIE YEAAAHHH" as a google classroom announcement
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
nobody ever reads my skeets so I'll declare that it was me who got on the english teacher's pc while she was looking away, not even out of the class just looking away, and made her say "WATCH THE MINECRAFT MOVIE YEAAAHHH" as a google classroom announcement
if only mihari oyama was my actual sister
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if only mihari oyama was my actual sister
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what every other daily level has felt like for me
October 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
what every other daily level has felt like for me
EVERYONE GET MORE MISANDRIST *NOW*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE MISANDRIST *NOW*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love color coded characters so much, when an entire character set can be identified by their defining colors
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i love color coded characters so much, when an entire character set can be identified by their defining colors
time to watch onimai for the third time. i'll post a new thingy every time i watch it again
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
time to watch onimai for the third time. i'll post a new thingy every time i watch it again
apparently, in japan, you can openly publish comics where 10 year old girls do the unspeakable (sex) with their own grandfather so long as you blur out the penis
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
apparently, in japan, you can openly publish comics where 10 year old girls do the unspeakable (sex) with their own grandfather so long as you blur out the penis
onimai is my comfort show and there are entire weekends where all i do is watch it in its entirety
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
onimai is my comfort show and there are entire weekends where all i do is watch it in its entirety
i'm so protective over my studies that i take my notes in кириллица to prevent others from reading them, but recently it has come to me that such is not secure enough and as such i'll begin taking them in อกษรไทย
October 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i'm so protective over my studies that i take my notes in кириллица to prevent others from reading them, but recently it has come to me that such is not secure enough and as such i'll begin taking them in อกษรไทย
the public water supply should be contaminated with girl transformation drugs
October 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
the public water supply should be contaminated with girl transformation drugs
whenever i read "bsky" by brain makes a cute "bisky" sound
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
whenever i read "bsky" by brain makes a cute "bisky" sound
stupid useless neet guy with a terrible porn addiction who hasn't left his house in two years gets turned into a little girl by his mad scientist younger sister
September 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
stupid useless neet guy with a terrible porn addiction who hasn't left his house in two years gets turned into a little girl by his mad scientist younger sister
kill all politicians, yes even those you'd call good ones
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
kill all politicians, yes even those you'd call good ones
booze. several shots of liquor
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
booze. several shots of liquor
i wish i had a mad scientist sister who'd spike my food with girl transformation drugs
September 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i wish i had a mad scientist sister who'd spike my food with girl transformation drugs
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Politicians are oppressors and I really do hope more come to this realisation as time goes on;
Whether red or blue, they're not here for you.
Whether red or blue, they're not here for you.
June 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Politicians are oppressors and I really do hope more come to this realisation as time goes on;
Whether red or blue, they're not here for you.
Whether red or blue, they're not here for you.
throw at me some fun facts that are so obviously stupid and simple yet never fail to astonish people, i'll start: brown is just dark orange
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
throw at me some fun facts that are so obviously stupid and simple yet never fail to astonish people, i'll start: brown is just dark orange
