“Ooooh, I could rip a tissue” vibes from the enforcer in No10

Are Ant and Dec interviewing you? Looks jungley.

I’m Zack Polanski, let’s get rid of Keiiiiirrrrr

I hope to god he’s bulletproof because they’re going to come for him in a big way. He’s too good.

How will they spin that she doesn’t represent the working class? And only Nigel of Clacton can carry that banner

This was who I wanted to be like when I was a kid even though I was a Liverpool fan. I thought he was the absolute best