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Stevie Mike!
@crobones.bsky.social
(they/them) Proud Personality Hire 🕴🎉

celebrities mistakenly follow me on social media only to quickly unfollow and/or block me what have YOU accomplished in life
me, watching crowd control on @dropout.tv : huh. that dude with the blond mop looks familiar

me, 18 minutes 55 seconds later:

@sonicmega.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
it's good to show you can be a role model
August 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
😢
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
can't believe sam seder got to interview Limmy today!
May 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
May 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
the vibes ethan was giving any time he tried to end on a witty one-liner
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
his adamant cognitive dissonance made me question my own reality.
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
ethan reacting to the "r*pe review" mention and then immediately switching the topic back to talk about what really matters: one man's opinion of him
May 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
pappy was at the party last night watching ninjas try to have sex on stage!
March 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
don't you see? we're Ozymandias AND we're Dr. Manhattan. We're Cersei, and we're Daenerys. WE ARE EMPEROR LETO II ATREIDES. the world will unite against a common enemy! and you know what? power to them!
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
somehow I know that this little card is the most that any advertisement has ever worked on me @morezmore.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@samreich.bsky.social is shorter than I thought he'd be irl
January 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
@dropouttv.bsky.social no context necessary
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
January 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
don't know when I hit it because I only remember to update this thing basically every other month but, hey. it's a milestone.
January 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
January 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
different fit, different bathroom, same question (and yes I'm okay with looking like I'm about to change someone's oil or trim the hedges or summat) I'm thinkin' BAGGIER
January 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
dare I ask... baggier?
January 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I can also make burnt-ass memes inbetween calls
January 1, 2025 at 7:59 AM
the venatori after I spend 45 minutes picking out the right outfit just to inevitably hide the helmet during cutscenes
December 31, 2024 at 6:18 PM
take one step closer to my lefty-weftovers and I'll rip your fuckin throat out with my own TEETH
December 31, 2024 at 3:24 PM
any time I check my pictures I see this and i start laughing about the self-aggrandizing anime protag syndrome libs must suffer all over again. like, i need to delete it but I might as well preserve it here.
December 27, 2024 at 6:11 PM
tfw you get streamers attention and immediately shove your foot in your mouth lol
December 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM