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they/them, kpop, rpf, old & shy
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it looks like I need to become the aesthetic blog i want to see in the world but until that time love is real
Hockey players Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey celebrating together on the ice
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
i need to return to them, i really do
Lemon Drop ATEEZ Gahyeon is developing an almost biblical hatred of their window AC unit. "Aw, come on," Siyeon says, patting the failing machine as it rattles away, contributing nothing of value to the apartment. "He's doing his best." "And just like a man, his best isn't cutting it," Gahyeon growls. Siyeon laughs. "Come on. I got popsicles." Gahyeon snorts. "You just want to watch me-" "And what of it!" Siyeon says, smacking Gahyeon's (sweaty) arm as she passes through to the kitchen. "It's too hot for anything else." Gahyeon hums, unconvinced. "Well…" "Hm?" "Ice cubes?" Gahyeon offers. Siyeon considers this. "… I'm listening."
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
Key suffers so
음 Mmmh KAI Kibum will never forgive himself. "I like the way you smell, after you run." One mimosa too many. "So… manly." One confession Minho never should have been trusted with. "Morning, Bammie!" Kibun groans into his pillow, hiding from the monster he created. "It's too early," Kibum mutters. "Never too early for a run!" Kibum silently apologizes to their poor juniors. Minho pads closer, preceded by… a scent. Kibum turns - beleaguered! put-upon! - and discovers Minho is naked, dewy and glowing in the pre-dawn light. And smug. Very smug. "Why am I like this?" Kibum grumbles as he kicks his pajamas off.
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
wrote this during a meeting so if you see any errors no you don't !!!
antidepressants bbno$ Jihyo looks at the mirror. Turns one way, then the other. Pouts. Smiles. "We get it, you're hot!" Jeongyeon says. She's lounging across the bed while Jihyo preps and Nayeon rushes around doing whatever Nayeon does. "You know what? Yeah!" Jihyo says, and nods. "I am hot." "Oh, we're aware," Jeongyeon says, grinning. "Don't!" Nayeon calls from the other room. "We'll be late!!" "Don't what?" Jeongyeon says innocently, even as she stands, moving behind Jihyo. "I'm not doing anything!" "'Yet,'" Jihyo whispers, and Jeongyeon grins. "I know that tone!" Nayeon says, audibly exasperated, as Jeongyeon's hands drift towards Jihyo's chest.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
everybody welcome back to the wet leg parade
pond song Wet Leg There is something so… tantalizing, about a body in motion. "Did you see that, hyung?!" Seokmin asks, his grin a mile wide. "Mhm." Joshua merely nods. He's in deep enough as it is. No need to… exacerbate this. Seokmin pouts, disappointed. Joshua might have overshot it. "Show hyung again?" Joshua tries, and the grin returns. "Okay, but really watch this time," Seokmin says. So Joshua watches as he does some fool thing with the basketball, something that makes his muscles bulge (shirts versus skins really is the only way to play) and Joshua believes in a just God once more.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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this was So Much
Pokemon Wet Leg "Come on," Seungcheol says. "I'll drive." "Are you kidding?" Jeonghan laughs. "I'm exhausted, WE'RE exhausted. We just played Tokyo fucking Dome-" "Exactly! Come on," Seungcheol repeats, smiling. Jeonghan sighs. Then he follows, like he always does. Like he always will. He doesn't question where they're going. Doesn't question why Seungcheol wants to drive (Because he knows, kind of. It's a hard high to come down from.). He yawns, but buckles himself in anyway. Watches the streetlights slide past, as long as he can stand it, then turns to look. Ah. He doesn't say it. But then, he doesn't have to.
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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alright let's party
Spotify Wrapped Writing Challenge! Reply with: A character or pairing A number between 1-100 And I will write a drabble based on the corresponding song from my Top 100 Most Played Spotify playlist!
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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- nothing counts after midnight -

MMM🐹/SVT🍒
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gender confusion, flirting, scoups as cinderella. sort of.

ao3.org/works/74729016
noting counts after midnight by croc_crocuta "If a girl like you isn't young anymore, I must be ancient," se says, her lips pulling into a charming moue. Girl?
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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defector.com/worlds-most-...
Comment of the day from DOCTOR MANHATTAN: That's why he's a backup and not a Startre In response to "World's Most Normal Goalie: 'Nothing Matters, Nobody Cares, We're All Gonna Die'"
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
"PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL." A rainbow colored hand holding a gun aimed at the back of a silhouetted head.
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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is this what I *should* be working on? No. but it's what's happening now
"Are you sure this is necessary?" Seungcheol asks, trying not to squirm as Siyeon attacks his eyelids with a brush. "No," Siyeon says, leaning back to examine her work. "But it couldn't hurt. Now stop talking, I'm doing your lips." She selects an unspeakably red tube from out of her makeup kit with palpable glee. Seungcheol narrows his eyes. "Hold on. Did you plan this?" Siyeon snorts. "I wish. If you want, consider this payback for choosing Jeonghan over me." "I'm not choosing Jeonghan over you!" Seungcheol protests. "The fourth falls on a Saturday this year! It just makes sense-" Siyeon grips his jaw roughly. "Stop. Talking." she says. "It's my birthday, you have to." Seungcheol rolls his eyes but falls silent, allowing Siyeon to dab at his lips with something that feels way too sticky to ever be comfortable. "I think this will be big enough," Hwasa says, re-entering the bathroom with a red ad black flannel skirt. "You know, turn it into a little emo moment or something." "Ru herias??" Seungcheol tries to protest as Siyeon's fingers dig into his cheeks. "It's. My. Birthday," Siyeon all but growls and Seungcheol sighs, rolling his eyes once more. "Be nice," Hwasa says, grinning. "He hasn't even seen the earrings yet." Oh, god, Seungcheol thinks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
one of the kpop looks of all time imho !
Ateez Yunho in the "Nero, the Black Cat" music video. He has blonde hair gelled flat into waves and dark red lipstick.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
re-up'd at the Devil's Sacrament and nobody knew you 🫤
Jeff Rosenstock performing in front of a rainbow flag with a 666 surrounded by marijuana leaves in the upper right corner
October 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
"big and stupid and my friend" is such a perfect piece of analysis
lubchansky review of Superman (2025) three and a half stars probably the absolute ceiling that this could have been. big and stupid and my friend. ok goodnight!
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
you can choose not to share your rpf hobby with your partner, but there will be consequences -
I like it that the WNBA has given you something to care about
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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- you know what to do -

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rule 63, not actually unrequited love, recording booth sex

Seungkwan doesn't think she's sexy enough to sing this song. Hansol has no idea why.

ao3.org/works/70119946

for @kpopficmix.bsky.social
A silhouette of two people with long hair kissing, a microphone, a person with blonde hair running their fingers through it, a poster reading "I don't wanna be your friend I wanna kiss your neck," the lower half of Vernon's face eating a grapefruit, a mixing board, four candles
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
you are never more than one unfortunate sentence away from becoming your worst self
croc_crocuta Discord message Podcast: "George Russell looks like someone who, in another life, he would whip a stable boy. 'Punish him for his damn cheek.'" Gif of Dean Pelton from Community saying "This better not awaken anything in me.."
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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wip wmonday because i'm having fun and trying to preserve my motivation
"If we take you somewhere cool," she says gravely, "You have to promise to be normal." "He's always normal!" Bora says defensively. "Yeah!" Seungcheol says, a little hurt. "When have I ever not been normal?!" Hwasa turns to Seungwan to exchange another look. After a beat, Seungwan shrugs and Hwasa sighs, looking back towards Seungcheol. "Your funeral," she says. "I mean, I think he'd be fine, but they might not even let him in," Minji says, looking politely strained. "He's not exactly, uh-" Siyeon slams her hands on the table, rising out of her chair with a wild look in her eye. "It's my birthday, I get to do his makeup!"
September 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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behold, hoshi's sexy meat-grilling man
Seonghwa Ateez applying tongs to a grill while wearing a tank top
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
croc-crocuta.bsky.social
"yeah I could be gentle / but that ain't what you like"
Stick figure staring at a computer screen, deeply perturbed
August 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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hip dip in ficmix so this is more a proof-of-concept than a true wip, but i'll take my validation where i can get it
"Hyung, take a photo with me!" "Maybe we shouldn't. I don't want to pull focus." Joshua's online. He knows what people say. "Noooo, come on. Jeonghan-hyung wants proof of life." "You don't pay me for photos." "I could. Come on. $20. $50. $5,000." Joshua acquiesces, with a great show of reluctance, but he knows his angles and how to take a damn good photo. Seokmin beams.
July 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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congratulations to yunho for making it back on top and also holy hell where did wooyoung come from
A bias ranking of Ateez from before the concert: Seonghwa Yunho Yeosang Hongjoong San Jongho Mingi Wooyoung A bias ranking of Ateez from after the concert Yunho Seonghwa Wooyoung Hongjoong Jongho Yeosang San Mingi
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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kill james bond really earning those patreon dollars today. my god
Email from Kill James Bond! I saw the TV Glow. The People's Joker. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. All titans of transgender cinema that capture three very distinct modes of being transgender. Today, Katie Tightpussy has joined us to offer us a fourth: Mel Brooks' adult son Nicky has pulled in every favour he had to create what I can only describe as a pitch-perfect silver screen adaptation of a fictionmania story. If you know what that is, let me assure you that you read that correctly. If you don't? Well, we've got just under two hours of us yelling about it.
July 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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- offer your throat -

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werewolf au, Or Is It?, ambiguous/open ending

ao3.org/works/67326613
offer your throat by croc_crocuta "Hey, Little Red!" Siyeon says every time she sees Gahyun, grinning like she's just told a particularly funny joke. "Befriend any wolves lately?"
July 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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tried to use logic to get the sports i already pay for to play on the big tv
You can always pirate, it's always morally correct
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM