Douglas Crockford
@crockford.bsky.social
JSON, software as a profession
Release the Trumpstein Files!
July 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Release the Trumpstein Files!
We are rolling back to the old DEI: Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance.
July 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We are rolling back to the old DEI: Discrimination, Exclusion, and Intolerance.
If it ain't broke, you should still perform the scheduled maintenance.
June 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If it ain't broke, you should still perform the scheduled maintenance.
I think Donald Trump looks upon JD Vance as the son he never had.
March 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I think Donald Trump looks upon JD Vance as the son he never had.
They said "It can't happen here." But it can!
March 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They said "It can't happen here." But it can!
The theoretical benefit of fascism is ruthless efficiency. But we are instead getting ruthless incompetence.
March 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The theoretical benefit of fascism is ruthless efficiency. But we are instead getting ruthless incompetence.
If it wasn't for bad news
I wouldn't have no news at all
I wouldn't have no news at all
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If it wasn't for bad news
I wouldn't have no news at all
I wouldn't have no news at all
Programming is like composing music without rhythm or pitches.
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Programming is like composing music without rhythm or pitches.
Reposted by Douglas Crockford
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
Hail to the Chaos Monkey in Chief.
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hail to the Chaos Monkey in Chief.
Pass and ratify Ted Cruz's Constitutional Amendment for Congressional Term Limits. Now.
www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.cruz.senate.gov
January 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Pass and ratify Ted Cruz's Constitutional Amendment for Congressional Term Limits. Now.
www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
www.cruz.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
I just saw Hundreds of Beavers, the movie. If it had originally been a video game, I would say that this was truly the best conversion of a game to a movie in the history of both mediums.
Raccoon hats off.
Raccoon hats off.
December 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I just saw Hundreds of Beavers, the movie. If it had originally been a video game, I would say that this was truly the best conversion of a game to a movie in the history of both mediums.
Raccoon hats off.
Raccoon hats off.
Is '\n' a separator or a terminator? The difference is only noticed on the last line of a text file.
I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator.
If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator.
I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator.
If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator.
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Is '\n' a separator or a terminator? The difference is only noticed on the last line of a text file.
I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator.
If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator.
I think it is a generational thing. If you grew up with teletypes and crts, it is a terminator.
If you grew up with window displays, it is a separator.
300 characters is not nearly enough.
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
300 characters is not nearly enough.
I have been using the ReMarkable 2 tablet for design and journalling, and found it to be unblocking, productive, and creatively enjoyable.
remarkable.com/referral/CMV...
remarkable.com/referral/CMV...
March 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I have been using the ReMarkable 2 tablet for design and journalling, and found it to be unblocking, productive, and creatively enjoyable.
remarkable.com/referral/CMV...
remarkable.com/referral/CMV...
February 6, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Seething is believing.
February 1, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Seething is believing.
January 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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October 25, 2023 at 12:08 AM