He plays fun if he’s not your team’s qb and if he plays on a team that is not actually a threat to your team. (I’m an eagles fan so I like baker)

“Don’t do stupid shit” sounds like weird policy but so much shit is stupid in real time!

So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago.

And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.

Worked for a business that was next to an apparel business. Every once in a while they would ask me to try a shirt on to see if everything was where it should be. They called me “the perfect large” (maybe ‘large’ is not even a compliment but a ‘perfect large’ is)

My only thing with the debate is that I believe reading even pretty straightforward stuff is brainwork, almost like crosswords.I suppose it is possible to get that from audio but I don’t think that it’s a very high percentage of people who do get that. And definitionally that’s what reading is to me

Best part of the new year is creating a folder called 2025 and putting all of your bullshit in it and hoping you will be better this year(you won’t obvs)

Tony the Tiger, pissed about accelerating enshittification, leaves Kellogg’s to write a nutrition column for the New York Times.

I didn’t know it was all a relatively young guy (back then) that just retired and was adamant about not licensing it, until recently

Teaching in masks probably DOES suck. Luckily, he could retire.

Yeah like 25% of all star games?

These and cool ranch Doritos are frankly the only chips you’ll ever need.

Met my wife there! Rip!(the bar)

We(my wife) gave birth during covid. It looked like this? You have a mask, along with the doctors and nurses, in delivery room and less of masking in your own hospital room

He was sort of in on himself too

We cut the cord and somehow this showed up on one of those god-knows-what free stations recently and this is the only episode my kid has ever watched. And it is bonkerrrs.

I really think ‘small dick’ energy is the right way to go at them. It undermines their ‘masculinity’ but also does accurately describe the ballroom thing, the Kennedy center thing, etc etc