crofttt.bsky.social
@crofttt.bsky.social
Top 5 film genres:
- 80s taoist sorcerers beating the shit out of eachother

- modern horror where everyones tragically doomed

- 0.5 punchlines per second 2000s comedy

- this 20 year old movie feels like folklore thats 100s years old

- big/small rubber suits punching buildings/heroes repsectively
Top five film genres:

-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen

-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)

-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)

-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred

-weird little guys
Top five film genres:

- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes

- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated

- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you

- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice

- L.A. Rebellion
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Reposted
Life's too short to coddle the feelings of centrists
June 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM