From your lips.

First time for me to get it on the third try.

Pretty please.

He found another liar to fill the position of informing the American people.

Californian here. Where is that water main? I live in Northern California and I haven’t seen it.

Ha ha. I was wondering how to do it.

How does one fuck oneself in the face. Asking for a friend.

They all look alike. I like to call them the Mar a Laredo trash.

The ribbon candy was my favorite ❤️

I find coloring relaxing and fun. Sadly at my advanced age my eyes can only handle the strain for a short period. I think I am ready for the magnifying light/headpiece my Grandfather wore when he carved his wooden statues.

What do they think happens in women’s bathrooms? Do they not realize that there are enclosed stalls where we do our business. Unless they get horny hearing women relieve themselves they will be disappointed.

MTG for Secretary of Education.

That proved very therapeutic during Covid. Each night at 8 all the neighbors would howl together. It was comforting. We lived in a rural area so the howls coming through the trees felt like a community cleansing.

Once again only the best people 💣

He can go back to golfing and continue his streak as the best golfer in the world.

My Trump supporting friend posted today that after just 3 days he has bought Hamas to the bargaining table, stopped a caravan in Mexico, convinced Putin to sell oil to the EU and the EU wants to buy natural gas from the US. I am surprised he hasn’t parted the Red Sea yet.

And when all the benefits from the legislation passed during the Biden administration become more apparent Trump will take credit.