Napoleon and Hitler made the same mistake...

No, CF Vance, YOU should be ashamed of repeating the lie that Noem the Puppy Killer's spreading all over the country. The bastard who shot her was videotaped walking down the freaking street after he blew her face off!!!!

And do a lot of cocaine...

Well, the Scandinavian countries might. And Finland kicked Russia's ass in the Winter War and the Continuation War.

I think he's a little bit scared... I hope.

I hope he continues in this diet for the rest of his life...

Love these guys!

He's a virgin who can't drive.

Depends on whether it's before or after they hit the mile high club with their "friend".

AND, this way Himself doesn't have to be intimidated by Arnold Palmer's huge <ahem> club.

You've had over a decade Gym, and didn't do SHIT. Sit down and shut up.