Crooked Ninja
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 9h
Costs more than my car so, NO
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 17h
❤️
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
How else am I going to get a part 2 to that documentary??
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
This 100%. If I need to use an app and go through jump through hoops, i'm out.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
my god what have they done...
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
That’s fine, it will be like the invite only days.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
“Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?”
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 1d
Absolutely not, Meta can rot
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 2d
Yeah, don't trust em and honestly their smart products are lacking.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 2d
“They’re gonna repo my hemi! A fate worse than death!”
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
🤔
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
Pumpkin is old and rotting therefore flattening?
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
????
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
🤣 nah
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
In slightly related news my wife and kids met Luis in the local Old Navy.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
But also, the thrift store is selling free crowns?
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
Oooh 👀
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
Odd spot for a chrysalis but hey, made it the finish line.
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 3d
I can’t complain too much about the front yard view
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 5d
Oct 10 on Amazon Prime!
Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 5d
Mentally preparing myself for the John Candy doc on Oct 10
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 6d
Yeah agree, own up to it and move on. Dumbass jokes make things worse
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Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 6d
Must…resist…😬
Crooked Ninja
@crooked.bsky.social
· 6d
This is the best
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