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Lisa Rinna continues to be the Swiss army knife of reality TV!
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Lisa Rinna continues to be the Swiss army knife of reality TV!
Trump says “help” is on the way for Iranian protesters…what does that look like?
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Trump says “help” is on the way for Iranian protesters…what does that look like?
“We should be prosecuting ICE when they violate the law, because you can’t have people enforce the law who think that they are above it themselves,” Rep. Seth Moulton tells the What A Day newsletter.
More from our interview with the congressman: https://bit.ly/4qYc1pG
More from our interview with the congressman: https://bit.ly/4qYc1pG
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
“We should be prosecuting ICE when they violate the law, because you can’t have people enforce the law who think that they are above it themselves,” Rep. Seth Moulton tells the What A Day newsletter.
More from our interview with the congressman: https://bit.ly/4qYc1pG
More from our interview with the congressman: https://bit.ly/4qYc1pG
“I can’t rely on Denmark being able to fend themselves off. You know, we were talking about, you know they put an extra dog— and they were serious about this— they put an extra dogsled there last month. They added a second dogsled. That’s not gonna do the trick.” —Trump
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
“I can’t rely on Denmark being able to fend themselves off. You know, we were talking about, you know they put an extra dog— and they were serious about this— they put an extra dogsled there last month. They added a second dogsled. That’s not gonna do the trick.” —Trump
REPORTER: “On NATO, right now, it sounds like you are saying that you would potentially acquire Greenland by force. That would be a NATO country—”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that.”
REPORTER: “Are you saying that?”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that. I didn’t say it.”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that.”
REPORTER: “Are you saying that?”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that. I didn’t say it.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
REPORTER: “On NATO, right now, it sounds like you are saying that you would potentially acquire Greenland by force. That would be a NATO country—”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that.”
REPORTER: “Are you saying that?”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that. I didn’t say it.”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that.”
REPORTER: “Are you saying that?”
TRUMP: “No, you’re saying that. I didn’t say it.”
TRUMP: “So milk would help your cognitive ability?”
BEN CARSON: “Absolutely. You can tell who’s been drinking milk”
TRUMP: “Take a cognitive test? I’ve taken a lot of them. I’ve aced every one of them.”
BEN CARSON: “Absolutely. You can tell who’s been drinking milk”
TRUMP: “Take a cognitive test? I’ve taken a lot of them. I’ve aced every one of them.”
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
TRUMP: “So milk would help your cognitive ability?”
BEN CARSON: “Absolutely. You can tell who’s been drinking milk”
TRUMP: “Take a cognitive test? I’ve taken a lot of them. I’ve aced every one of them.”
BEN CARSON: “Absolutely. You can tell who’s been drinking milk”
TRUMP: “Take a cognitive test? I’ve taken a lot of them. I’ve aced every one of them.”
Trump while signing a bill allowing schools to serve whole milk: “We have some milk here, it’s been sitting here for five days, so— It’s from the original bottle and I brought it so the press can have some. You can swig it all, at it separately.”
January 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Trump while signing a bill allowing schools to serve whole milk: “We have some milk here, it’s been sitting here for five days, so— It’s from the original bottle and I brought it so the press can have some. You can swig it all, at it separately.”
Danish Foreign Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen after a meeting with Vice President JD Vance about Greenland: “For us, ideas that would not respect the territorial integrity of the kingdom of Denmark and the right of self-determination of the Greenlandic people are, of course, totally unacceptable.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Danish Foreign Minister Lars Løkke Rasmussen after a meeting with Vice President JD Vance about Greenland: “For us, ideas that would not respect the territorial integrity of the kingdom of Denmark and the right of self-determination of the Greenlandic people are, of course, totally unacceptable.”
Tickets to Strict Scrutiny's LA show are still available! Get them while you still can at crooked.com/events!
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Come catch a LIVE Lovett or Leave It with all the deranged nonsense we have to cut from the pod every Thursday at Dynasty Typewriter in LA!
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We've seen time and again how afraid anti-democratic leaders are of a coalition that crosses lines of race, class, and culture.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We've seen time and again how afraid anti-democratic leaders are of a coalition that crosses lines of race, class, and culture.
“When you go up here, you take a big chance. Especially me because I go off teleprompter about 80% of the time.” —Trump
January 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“When you go up here, you take a big chance. Especially me because I go off teleprompter about 80% of the time.” —Trump
Trump on “tariff” being his favorite word: “It’s my favorite word. It’s my favorite word, and I got killed. Aye, aye, aye.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Trump on “tariff” being his favorite word: “It’s my favorite word. It’s my favorite word, and I got killed. Aye, aye, aye.”
Trump on the Federal Reserve: “We have a real stiff in the Fed.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Trump on the Federal Reserve: “We have a real stiff in the Fed.”
“Democrats they say, ‘I don’t know if we shoulda done Venezuela. I don’t know.’ Anybody that says that hates our country.” —Trump
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
“Democrats they say, ‘I don’t know if we shoulda done Venezuela. I don’t know.’ Anybody that says that hates our country.” —Trump
“We won the popular vote by millions and millions—oh, it’s so nice to win the popular vote. I won the popular vote all three times too.” —President Donald Trump
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“We won the popular vote by millions and millions—oh, it’s so nice to win the popular vote. I won the popular vote all three times too.” —President Donald Trump
In Trump's America, anything can happen, like the Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights can get on social media and start calling people "hoes."
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
In Trump's America, anything can happen, like the Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights can get on social media and start calling people "hoes."
This admin wants us to shut up and take it. Sorry, losers, not a chance in hell!
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
This admin wants us to shut up and take it. Sorry, losers, not a chance in hell!
“You can’t indiscriminately take people off our streets—American citizens off our streets. You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You’re not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them... That is against our United States Constitution.” —Minneapolis Mayor Frey
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“You can’t indiscriminately take people off our streets—American citizens off our streets. You cannot drag pregnant women through the snow. You’re not allowed to take teenagers out of their car and detain them... That is against our United States Constitution.” —Minneapolis Mayor Frey
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey announces a lawsuit against DHS: “What we are seeing right now is not normal immigration enforcement. We are not asking ICE to not do ICE things. We are asking this federal government to stop the unconstitutional conduct that is invading our streets each and every day.”
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey announces a lawsuit against DHS: “What we are seeing right now is not normal immigration enforcement. We are not asking ICE to not do ICE things. We are asking this federal government to stop the unconstitutional conduct that is invading our streets each and every day.”
We of course must thank Jameela for her tireless allyship!
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We of course must thank Jameela for her tireless allyship!
"The only time that there seemed to be a consensus on a video like this that came out was during George Floyd, right?" –Jay Caspian Kang on the politicization of the shooting of Renee Good.
January 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
"The only time that there seemed to be a consensus on a video like this that came out was during George Floyd, right?" –Jay Caspian Kang on the politicization of the shooting of Renee Good.