Crossbowflex
@crossbowflex.bsky.social
he/they adult, don't do a ton online besides lurk but hoping to change that. Also commonly go by Mathleen in a lot of things.
Ubisoft tells me to destroy my game copy, but while the effect is on the stack I tap 1 blue mana and cast "No, fuck off" at instant speed, triggering their own clause that terminates the EULA. As the agreement is now void there is nothing in place saying I have to destroy anything.
July 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ubisoft tells me to destroy my game copy, but while the effect is on the stack I tap 1 blue mana and cast "No, fuck off" at instant speed, triggering their own clause that terminates the EULA. As the agreement is now void there is nothing in place saying I have to destroy anything.
"Well if there were no women outside their home there wouldn't be any rapes" eat shit, victim blamer. Try not hiring trained killers next time.
June 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Well if there were no women outside their home there wouldn't be any rapes" eat shit, victim blamer. Try not hiring trained killers next time.
So you admit publicly that the volunteer murderer that you hired was acting in direct defiance of your own policies, was not acting reasonably, and killed a man in cold blood while trying to kill a different man in cold blood? This man and his murder represents you.
June 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So you admit publicly that the volunteer murderer that you hired was acting in direct defiance of your own policies, was not acting reasonably, and killed a man in cold blood while trying to kill a different man in cold blood? This man and his murder represents you.
less likely to get you put on a list than repeatedly searching for a "giant bomb" at least
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
less likely to get you put on a list than repeatedly searching for a "giant bomb" at least
God it's like the pre-patch version of Cats, I need to see this
April 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
God it's like the pre-patch version of Cats, I need to see this
My favorite is when it's 3 minutes away for like 15 minutes
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My favorite is when it's 3 minutes away for like 15 minutes
It is an endorsement. You knew that when you cast it, you know that now. You endorse and support every line of the CR.
March 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It is an endorsement. You knew that when you cast it, you know that now. You endorse and support every line of the CR.
You need to talk to Durbin. He needs to resign before he sells more of America to Musk and causes more harm than he has already. As a lifelong Illinoisan I will never cast a vote for Dick Durbin again, and millions are right there with me. He needs to go.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You need to talk to Durbin. He needs to resign before he sells more of America to Musk and causes more harm than he has already. As a lifelong Illinoisan I will never cast a vote for Dick Durbin again, and millions are right there with me. He needs to go.
You have proven your cowardice by bending the knee and betraying all of America to Trump and Musk. Every death that comes out of this, every time a child goes hungry, every time a veteran or senior can't access adequate medical care is YOUR legacy. That's the memorial you've built yourself.
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You have proven your cowardice by bending the knee and betraying all of America to Trump and Musk. Every death that comes out of this, every time a child goes hungry, every time a veteran or senior can't access adequate medical care is YOUR legacy. That's the memorial you've built yourself.
Yeah no you need to pull a hostile takeover to salvage what's left of the joke that is the democrat party, like, yesterday
March 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yeah no you need to pull a hostile takeover to salvage what's left of the joke that is the democrat party, like, yesterday
Unless every episode is you grilling him on why he's the worst dem politician and makes every wrong decision possible then I don't think I ever want to hear that man speak another word for the rest of his natural life.
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Unless every episode is you grilling him on why he's the worst dem politician and makes every wrong decision possible then I don't think I ever want to hear that man speak another word for the rest of his natural life.
Go fuck yourself, Cuck Schumer.
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Go fuck yourself, Cuck Schumer.
Man was bottle fed hater-ade and never kicked the habit
March 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Man was bottle fed hater-ade and never kicked the habit
No hurry, take all the time you need!
March 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No hurry, take all the time you need!
ChatGPT-ass headline
February 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ChatGPT-ass headline
Not having even enough passion for a single ! really makes the message come across as both important and urgent to you for sure
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not having even enough passion for a single ! really makes the message come across as both important and urgent to you for sure
Fwiw I just assumed you meant metaphorically bleeding
January 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fwiw I just assumed you meant metaphorically bleeding
Make it bigger and rename it to just "Witch's Hat" then add "Miniature Witch's Hat" as an additional hat to appease them.
December 16, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Make it bigger and rename it to just "Witch's Hat" then add "Miniature Witch's Hat" as an additional hat to appease them.
just do one of those streams where you let chat decide your decorations and end up with some wild shit going on
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
just do one of those streams where you let chat decide your decorations and end up with some wild shit going on
find a flavor of cough drops that you like and eat 'em like candy once symptoms kick in. I was out of commission for and extra like half week after my symptoms cleared up because I had coughed myself unable to speak.
September 20, 2023 at 5:26 AM
find a flavor of cough drops that you like and eat 'em like candy once symptoms kick in. I was out of commission for and extra like half week after my symptoms cleared up because I had coughed myself unable to speak.