Crotchy_The_Conjurer
@crotchytheconjurer.bsky.social
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Anyone seen my Son Uppie? He is about half the size of 6’6 man and has brown hair and is wearing clothes. #Crotchytheconjurer #Uppie #Missingperson #magic #wizard #spellcasting
November 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Anyone seen my Son Uppie? He is about half the size of 6’6 man and has brown hair and is wearing clothes. #Crotchytheconjurer #Uppie #Missingperson #magic #wizard #spellcasting
Cheese cake recipe
November 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Cheese cake recipe
Bees churger
November 12, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Bees churger
Someone just sent me this image of me cursing that bitch Bethany at #McDonalds I must say I look mighty Thick today with my belly rolls. #Crotchytheconjurer #mage #Curses #wizard #Magic #forbidden #Spells #Thecursethatmakesfatchicksgocrazy #MILF #BONELESS
November 12, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Someone just sent me this image of me cursing that bitch Bethany at #McDonalds I must say I look mighty Thick today with my belly rolls. #Crotchytheconjurer #mage #Curses #wizard #Magic #forbidden #Spells #Thecursethatmakesfatchicksgocrazy #MILF #BONELESS
Anyone know the incantation for the spell that summons beautiful Taiwanese women looking for visas?
#Crotchytheconjurer #Spell #magic #incantation #blackmagic #wizard #Relationship #Singlebutmarried #Taiwan #Ladyboys #ASAP #Forbiddenspell #Visa #Aidscrisis
#Crotchytheconjurer #Spell #magic #incantation #blackmagic #wizard #Relationship #Singlebutmarried #Taiwan #Ladyboys #ASAP #Forbiddenspell #Visa #Aidscrisis
November 12, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Anyone know the incantation for the spell that summons beautiful Taiwanese women looking for visas?
#Crotchytheconjurer #Spell #magic #incantation #blackmagic #wizard #Relationship #Singlebutmarried #Taiwan #Ladyboys #ASAP #Forbiddenspell #Visa #Aidscrisis
#Crotchytheconjurer #Spell #magic #incantation #blackmagic #wizard #Relationship #Singlebutmarried #Taiwan #Ladyboys #ASAP #Forbiddenspell #Visa #Aidscrisis
Great Conference last night done some pixie dust with a good pal of mine @audibun.bsky.social who is not only skilful in the art of Botany but also a great supplier of pixie dust. #crotchytheconjurer #pixiedust #magic #wizard #Conference #spells #Botany #darkmagic #Drugs #ThebestWizard #Mastermagic
November 12, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Great Conference last night done some pixie dust with a good pal of mine @audibun.bsky.social who is not only skilful in the art of Botany but also a great supplier of pixie dust. #crotchytheconjurer #pixiedust #magic #wizard #Conference #spells #Botany #darkmagic #Drugs #ThebestWizard #Mastermagic
Currently in a conference for all the Wizards in North America with Vermin supreme as a guest speaker. #Crotchytheconjurer #Wizard #magic #Conference #Verminsupreme #spells
November 11, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Currently in a conference for all the Wizards in North America with Vermin supreme as a guest speaker. #Crotchytheconjurer #Wizard #magic #Conference #Verminsupreme #spells
Got some potions brewed up if anyone needs some be warned I don’t label shit so it’s a gamble. Im pretty sure I have a potion to cure cancer and maybe one that can give you erectile dysfunction. Im at the Miles Marker, 263 Florida Orlando. #crotchytheconjurer #Magic #potions #wizard #Florida (pic)
November 10, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Got some potions brewed up if anyone needs some be warned I don’t label shit so it’s a gamble. Im pretty sure I have a potion to cure cancer and maybe one that can give you erectile dysfunction. Im at the Miles Marker, 263 Florida Orlando. #crotchytheconjurer #Magic #potions #wizard #Florida (pic)
Family picture of me, my fat fucking pregnant wife Elaine the witch and Uppie. #Crotchytheconjurer #magic #family #wizard #Witch #pregnant #familypicture
November 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Family picture of me, my fat fucking pregnant wife Elaine the witch and Uppie. #Crotchytheconjurer #magic #family #wizard #Witch #pregnant #familypicture
Sorry I didn’t post yesterday I was in another dimension fighting a gnome named Nimble-finger Mcgregor. That bitch stole my magical bag of Wizard Weed then I got detained by Dimensional security. (Pic of me being detained) #crotchytheconjurer #Dimensionalsecurity #Wizardweed #FuckGnomes #magic
November 9, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Sorry I didn’t post yesterday I was in another dimension fighting a gnome named Nimble-finger Mcgregor. That bitch stole my magical bag of Wizard Weed then I got detained by Dimensional security. (Pic of me being detained) #crotchytheconjurer #Dimensionalsecurity #Wizardweed #FuckGnomes #magic
Just found this sick fucking shirt in a bathroom stall in a Gas station near my lair. If it’s yours you are not getting it back it now has my smelly water funk to it. #crotchytheconjurer #wizard #freeshirt #Crotchyforpresident2029 #magic #singleandreadytomakesomesweetsweetdwarvenlovetooldladies
November 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Just found this sick fucking shirt in a bathroom stall in a Gas station near my lair. If it’s yours you are not getting it back it now has my smelly water funk to it. #crotchytheconjurer #wizard #freeshirt #Crotchyforpresident2029 #magic #singleandreadytomakesomesweetsweetdwarvenlovetooldladies
Just found out that apparently Costco don’t accept Dwarves as payment I mean what has this economy become if an upstanding wizard like myself can’t pay for 20 boxes of Cheese balls with three strong Dwarves. CURSE YOU US ECONMY!!!! #Crotchytheconjurer #Costco #Magic #DwarvenSlaves
November 7, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Just found out that apparently Costco don’t accept Dwarves as payment I mean what has this economy become if an upstanding wizard like myself can’t pay for 20 boxes of Cheese balls with three strong Dwarves. CURSE YOU US ECONMY!!!! #Crotchytheconjurer #Costco #Magic #DwarvenSlaves
Bout to destroy the #Gastationbathroom toilet by blowing mud out my third eye (I have sever diarrhoea after drinking a funky potion I got from my friend Glen the glitter man) #crotchytheconjurer #magic #diarrhoea #Glentheglitterman #Wizardshits #wizard
November 7, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Bout to destroy the #Gastationbathroom toilet by blowing mud out my third eye (I have sever diarrhoea after drinking a funky potion I got from my friend Glen the glitter man) #crotchytheconjurer #magic #diarrhoea #Glentheglitterman #Wizardshits #wizard
Just little cheeky pic before I transcend time and become one with magic. #crotchytheconjurer #magic #wizardweed #wizard #gonnabecomegod
November 7, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Just little cheeky pic before I transcend time and become one with magic. #crotchytheconjurer #magic #wizardweed #wizard #gonnabecomegod
After that magic battle I have finally secured the witch piss! Soon I will have my hands on the Wizard weed. #Crotchytheconjurer #magic #witch #wizardbattle #Witchpiss #Gasstation #Wizard #WizardWeed
November 7, 2024 at 11:05 AM
After that magic battle I have finally secured the witch piss! Soon I will have my hands on the Wizard weed. #Crotchytheconjurer #magic #witch #wizardbattle #Witchpiss #Gasstation #Wizard #WizardWeed
November 7, 2024 at 9:04 AM
Bout to burn this witch for her piss
November 7, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Bout to burn this witch for her piss
Anyone seen Dave the magical cheese wizard? He owes me 35 large. If anyone has seen him let me know. If you are reading this Dave I have taken your familiar Sponge and will be teaching him dark spells (Here is a pic of that fat fucking cat) #Crotchytheconjurer #wizard #Gasstationbathroom #magicspell
November 7, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Anyone seen Dave the magical cheese wizard? He owes me 35 large. If anyone has seen him let me know. If you are reading this Dave I have taken your familiar Sponge and will be teaching him dark spells (Here is a pic of that fat fucking cat) #Crotchytheconjurer #wizard #Gasstationbathroom #magicspell
Anyone know of any good spots to find Wizard weed? #crotchytheconjurer
November 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Anyone know of any good spots to find Wizard weed? #crotchytheconjurer
I don’t get it are Americans just really really dumb I mean why did they elect an orange and not the banana into office #USA #elections #wizard #crotchytheconjurer #orangevsbanana
November 6, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I don’t get it are Americans just really really dumb I mean why did they elect an orange and not the banana into office #USA #elections #wizard #crotchytheconjurer #orangevsbanana
Bout to curse that bitch who only gave me 19 chicken nuggets and not 20 (pic of me looking cool) #crotchytheconjurer #curses #mcdonalds #bethany #Wizard #magic #prettyflyforawizardguy
November 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Bout to curse that bitch who only gave me 19 chicken nuggets and not 20 (pic of me looking cool) #crotchytheconjurer #curses #mcdonalds #bethany #Wizard #magic #prettyflyforawizardguy
Where is John Belushi I would like to fist fight him in a Dennys parking lot he has 24 hours to respond to this Wizard duel if not he then forfeits his wife to me #Crotchytheconjurer #Wizard #Dennys #wizardduel #gasstationbathroom
November 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Where is John Belushi I would like to fist fight him in a Dennys parking lot he has 24 hours to respond to this Wizard duel if not he then forfeits his wife to me #Crotchytheconjurer #Wizard #Dennys #wizardduel #gasstationbathroom
Who would like to smoke some wizard Hash (old women only please)
November 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Who would like to smoke some wizard Hash (old women only please)
Who ever liked my posted I have blessed you with a spell you can thank me later ps it’s a pregnant pigeon
November 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Who ever liked my posted I have blessed you with a spell you can thank me later ps it’s a pregnant pigeon
#promosky
My interests are:
🪄Gas station bathrooms
🪄Wizardry
🪄aids crisis
🪄magic
🪄potions
🪄Dabloons
🪄fantasy
🪄being a father of dwarves
🪄Magical herbs *wink wink*
🪄starting a rebellion against evil
🪄Dog food
🪄Wizard clothes
🪄Balls (Of the cheese variety)
🪄old women
🪄witches
My interests are:
🪄Gas station bathrooms
🪄Wizardry
🪄aids crisis
🪄magic
🪄potions
🪄Dabloons
🪄fantasy
🪄being a father of dwarves
🪄Magical herbs *wink wink*
🪄starting a rebellion against evil
🪄Dog food
🪄Wizard clothes
🪄Balls (Of the cheese variety)
🪄old women
🪄witches
November 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
#promosky
My interests are:
🪄Gas station bathrooms
🪄Wizardry
🪄aids crisis
🪄magic
🪄potions
🪄Dabloons
🪄fantasy
🪄being a father of dwarves
🪄Magical herbs *wink wink*
🪄starting a rebellion against evil
🪄Dog food
🪄Wizard clothes
🪄Balls (Of the cheese variety)
🪄old women
🪄witches
My interests are:
🪄Gas station bathrooms
🪄Wizardry
🪄aids crisis
🪄magic
🪄potions
🪄Dabloons
🪄fantasy
🪄being a father of dwarves
🪄Magical herbs *wink wink*
🪄starting a rebellion against evil
🪄Dog food
🪄Wizard clothes
🪄Balls (Of the cheese variety)
🪄old women
🪄witches