A M Blaushild, Crowcaller
@crow-caller.bsky.social
I review really bad books on youtube. I also write books, do digital art, make paper art, have a webcomic, and, crucially, am still thinking about ☀️🦀
Pinned
Hi! I get up to stuff, here's what it is.
I'm on youtube: www.youtube.com/@Crowcaller
I'm a book reviewer who specializes in bad books, especially YA! My videos are long-form, comprehensive full-spoiler reviews. I'd recc my vids on The Ables, Lightlark, or The Command Ment
I'm on youtube: www.youtube.com/@Crowcaller
I'm a book reviewer who specializes in bad books, especially YA! My videos are long-form, comprehensive full-spoiler reviews. I'd recc my vids on The Ables, Lightlark, or The Command Ment
What did I get for Xmas you ask. Well. Obviously. 🦀.
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What did I get for Xmas you ask. Well. Obviously. 🦀.
What's up:
★finished Oro And Grim, the lightlark novellas!! Will start review later
★lightlark 4 will be read after. Can someone stop making Alex Aster publish so f---ing fast. I'm behind
★...her NEXT book starside is in like march and by the time I'm done with the above, I'll read it too
★.......so
★finished Oro And Grim, the lightlark novellas!! Will start review later
★lightlark 4 will be read after. Can someone stop making Alex Aster publish so f---ing fast. I'm behind
★...her NEXT book starside is in like march and by the time I'm done with the above, I'll read it too
★.......so
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What's up:
★finished Oro And Grim, the lightlark novellas!! Will start review later
★lightlark 4 will be read after. Can someone stop making Alex Aster publish so f---ing fast. I'm behind
★...her NEXT book starside is in like march and by the time I'm done with the above, I'll read it too
★.......so
★finished Oro And Grim, the lightlark novellas!! Will start review later
★lightlark 4 will be read after. Can someone stop making Alex Aster publish so f---ing fast. I'm behind
★...her NEXT book starside is in like march and by the time I'm done with the above, I'll read it too
★.......so
Grim and Oro by Alex Aster is so far.... Despite being called fanservice, woof, the characters are unpleasant, creepy, and act bizarre.
there's a kiss (the endgame, author fav couple!) that is SO gross. I don't like kissing so I ran a poll. The overwhelming sentiment I hear is "literally gagworthy"
there's a kiss (the endgame, author fav couple!) that is SO gross. I don't like kissing so I ran a poll. The overwhelming sentiment I hear is "literally gagworthy"
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Grim and Oro by Alex Aster is so far.... Despite being called fanservice, woof, the characters are unpleasant, creepy, and act bizarre.
there's a kiss (the endgame, author fav couple!) that is SO gross. I don't like kissing so I ran a poll. The overwhelming sentiment I hear is "literally gagworthy"
there's a kiss (the endgame, author fav couple!) that is SO gross. I don't like kissing so I ran a poll. The overwhelming sentiment I hear is "literally gagworthy"
youtu.be/cxd3cnfqPcI
AT LAST! My 4 hour review of Tyra Banks' MODELLAND is here! Text version is linked in the video description.
Modelland is Everything to me. Modelland is Nothing to me. I don't think it's a good book but I would take a bullet for it. Modelland is... Modelland.
AT LAST! My 4 hour review of Tyra Banks' MODELLAND is here! Text version is linked in the video description.
Modelland is Everything to me. Modelland is Nothing to me. I don't think it's a good book but I would take a bullet for it. Modelland is... Modelland.
Modelland: Tyra Bank's Nightmarish Fever Dream YA Novel
YouTube video by Crow Caller
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
youtu.be/cxd3cnfqPcI
AT LAST! My 4 hour review of Tyra Banks' MODELLAND is here! Text version is linked in the video description.
Modelland is Everything to me. Modelland is Nothing to me. I don't think it's a good book but I would take a bullet for it. Modelland is... Modelland.
AT LAST! My 4 hour review of Tyra Banks' MODELLAND is here! Text version is linked in the video description.
Modelland is Everything to me. Modelland is Nothing to me. I don't think it's a good book but I would take a bullet for it. Modelland is... Modelland.
I'm using the dust jacket for The Golem's Eye, but underneath.... It's Oro Grimming time folks
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm using the dust jacket for The Golem's Eye, but underneath.... It's Oro Grimming time folks
Modelland review is......... Done!!!!!!
(Slumps over. Film soon ish. Editor very busy but hopefully out soon Ish.)
(Slumps over. Film soon ish. Editor very busy but hopefully out soon Ish.)
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Modelland review is......... Done!!!!!!
(Slumps over. Film soon ish. Editor very busy but hopefully out soon Ish.)
(Slumps over. Film soon ish. Editor very busy but hopefully out soon Ish.)
manifested in my house
(New #lightlark . Before the other new one comes out in... Two months. Hey, publishing industry? y'all okay?)
(New #lightlark . Before the other new one comes out in... Two months. Hey, publishing industry? y'all okay?)
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
manifested in my house
(New #lightlark . Before the other new one comes out in... Two months. Hey, publishing industry? y'all okay?)
(New #lightlark . Before the other new one comes out in... Two months. Hey, publishing industry? y'all okay?)
Wrote about 7k last week, bringing Modelland review up to 22k. I'm about halfway through coverage. Really might be my longest video yet, because there's simply.... So much to discuss. Too much to unpack. Modelland is everything and also nothing
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Wrote about 7k last week, bringing Modelland review up to 22k. I'm about halfway through coverage. Really might be my longest video yet, because there's simply.... So much to discuss. Too much to unpack. Modelland is everything and also nothing
Back at it again 🫡
September 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Back at it again 🫡
My introduction to the universe of #FallenLondon is here!
This is a 'No prior knowledge required' guide to the universe and lore of Fallen London.
I want to take your hand and drag you into the Weird Crime Cave that Victorian England fell into. It's neat. There's a crab.
youtu.be/6ZDiXUTvycg?...
This is a 'No prior knowledge required' guide to the universe and lore of Fallen London.
I want to take your hand and drag you into the Weird Crime Cave that Victorian England fell into. It's neat. There's a crab.
youtu.be/6ZDiXUTvycg?...
An introduction to the world of Fallen London
YouTube video by Crow Caller
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My introduction to the universe of #FallenLondon is here!
This is a 'No prior knowledge required' guide to the universe and lore of Fallen London.
I want to take your hand and drag you into the Weird Crime Cave that Victorian England fell into. It's neat. There's a crab.
youtu.be/6ZDiXUTvycg?...
This is a 'No prior knowledge required' guide to the universe and lore of Fallen London.
I want to take your hand and drag you into the Weird Crime Cave that Victorian England fell into. It's neat. There's a crab.
youtu.be/6ZDiXUTvycg?...
Comic pages i really like for a scene i really really like :)
September 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Comic pages i really like for a scene i really really like :)
Me in theory: I'll use bluesky to mostly post about my YouTube work, and keep it 'semi-professional'
Me in practice: 🦀..........
Me in practice: 🦀..........
September 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Me in theory: I'll use bluesky to mostly post about my YouTube work, and keep it 'semi-professional'
Me in practice: 🦀..........
Me in practice: 🦀..........
Also been working on my Fallen London webcomic again, which is nearly 300 (three hundred!) pages
[You don't need to know FL to understand it, it's highly speculative pre-canon]
comicfury.com/read/suncrab...
[You don't need to know FL to understand it, it's highly speculative pre-canon]
comicfury.com/read/suncrab...
August 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Also been working on my Fallen London webcomic again, which is nearly 300 (three hundred!) pages
[You don't need to know FL to understand it, it's highly speculative pre-canon]
comicfury.com/read/suncrab...
[You don't need to know FL to understand it, it's highly speculative pre-canon]
comicfury.com/read/suncrab...
Still existing— ever a rough time.
I have filmed my "beginner's guide to world of Fallen London" video at last, so that's being edited.
I am still chipping away at Modelland review.
I am still thinking about that damn crab
I have filmed my "beginner's guide to world of Fallen London" video at last, so that's being edited.
I am still chipping away at Modelland review.
I am still thinking about that damn crab
August 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Still existing— ever a rough time.
I have filmed my "beginner's guide to world of Fallen London" video at last, so that's being edited.
I am still chipping away at Modelland review.
I am still thinking about that damn crab
I have filmed my "beginner's guide to world of Fallen London" video at last, so that's being edited.
I am still chipping away at Modelland review.
I am still thinking about that damn crab
Modelland review update: it's gonna be like 3 hours+ and it's going to cause exciting levels of psychic damage. This book really is so so so so Much it's perhaps even The Most
July 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Modelland review update: it's gonna be like 3 hours+ and it's going to cause exciting levels of psychic damage. This book really is so so so so Much it's perhaps even The Most
Finally finished with this papercraft design of (my weird design) of the Bazaar from Fallen London! I love that thing ♡ most lovesick freak in the universe ♡♡♡
July 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Finally finished with this papercraft design of (my weird design) of the Bazaar from Fallen London! I love that thing ♡ most lovesick freak in the universe ♡♡♡
I do things beyond Fallen London art. Where's the evidence of this? Uh—
Hey look!! Mini artificial gods! The Dawn Machine and The Clockwork Sun. You can trust them both very very much ♡
Hey look!! Mini artificial gods! The Dawn Machine and The Clockwork Sun. You can trust them both very very much ♡
June 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I do things beyond Fallen London art. Where's the evidence of this? Uh—
Hey look!! Mini artificial gods! The Dawn Machine and The Clockwork Sun. You can trust them both very very much ♡
Hey look!! Mini artificial gods! The Dawn Machine and The Clockwork Sun. You can trust them both very very much ♡
I am continuing to Work On Things! I am continuing to be a person with Powerful physical and mental ailments. Modelland is a review that is going to be LONG— I'm 13k in and have covered 1/3 of the book.
In other news cutting the spires of the Bazaar freehand during dnd combat went surprisingly well
In other news cutting the spires of the Bazaar freehand during dnd combat went surprisingly well
June 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I am continuing to Work On Things! I am continuing to be a person with Powerful physical and mental ailments. Modelland is a review that is going to be LONG— I'm 13k in and have covered 1/3 of the book.
In other news cutting the spires of the Bazaar freehand during dnd combat went surprisingly well
In other news cutting the spires of the Bazaar freehand during dnd combat went surprisingly well
Updated my papercraft archive site with some new guys and some new pictures of old guys! It's monstrousdivinity.wordpress.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Updated my papercraft archive site with some new guys and some new pictures of old guys! It's monstrousdivinity.wordpress.com
no one can stop me, especially not god (making another Bazaar out of papercraft)
May 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
no one can stop me, especially not god (making another Bazaar out of papercraft)
I'm working on my review of Modelland by Tyra Banks and I've never struggled to explain a book (or how I feel about it) like this before. Fever dream? Masterwork? Camp nightmare??
May 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm working on my review of Modelland by Tyra Banks and I've never struggled to explain a book (or how I feel about it) like this before. Fever dream? Masterwork? Camp nightmare??
I keep making papercraft lamp cats (from Fallen London) (this isn't a problem. My skills are growing. Right is my newest from tonight!)
May 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I keep making papercraft lamp cats (from Fallen London) (this isn't a problem. My skills are growing. Right is my newest from tonight!)
May 3rd was the anniversary of my first post about suncrab, the obscure, kinda unpopular relationship between a tyrant-god-sun and a mailman-crab from Fallen London
I'm ace aro-spec. I have never cared about shipping. I don't like romance.
But suncrab? I like suncrab
I'm ace aro-spec. I have never cared about shipping. I don't like romance.
But suncrab? I like suncrab
May 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
May 3rd was the anniversary of my first post about suncrab, the obscure, kinda unpopular relationship between a tyrant-god-sun and a mailman-crab from Fallen London
I'm ace aro-spec. I have never cared about shipping. I don't like romance.
But suncrab? I like suncrab
I'm ace aro-spec. I have never cared about shipping. I don't like romance.
But suncrab? I like suncrab
I am obsessed with Modelland as I knew I'd be. I still can't figure out how to describe it. Transcendental. So horrific yet so blasé about it.
My fav is yhe completely incidental side character of "mutant lizard man trekking to modelland to eat the pancreas of a 15 Yr old"
My fav is yhe completely incidental side character of "mutant lizard man trekking to modelland to eat the pancreas of a 15 Yr old"
May 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I am obsessed with Modelland as I knew I'd be. I still can't figure out how to describe it. Transcendental. So horrific yet so blasé about it.
My fav is yhe completely incidental side character of "mutant lizard man trekking to modelland to eat the pancreas of a 15 Yr old"
My fav is yhe completely incidental side character of "mutant lizard man trekking to modelland to eat the pancreas of a 15 Yr old"
Make suncrab canon, i cry, like it isn't already so deeply canon it's the foundation of the entire universe. But also. everything about it is so uncertain we can't even be sure they even like each other
#fallenlondon
#fallenlondon
April 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Make suncrab canon, i cry, like it isn't already so deeply canon it's the foundation of the entire universe. But also. everything about it is so uncertain we can't even be sure they even like each other
#fallenlondon
#fallenlondon