As a Christian, I have to say that I'd rather he take the oath on something that has meaning to him than to force him to take it on something that doesn't.

That's the most AI response I've ever read.

Aw. That's the best compliment that I've had in the last 30 minutes.

I mean, it's a couple of two hour long classes. I think you could knock out the certificate in a weekend.

Coming from a former combat medic for Apache pilots... Sure...

If you want to send dick pics, send them to me. This cranky old man needs to laugh at something and I will have a hell of a time making fun of you.

For years, I always hated watching the kids unwrap gifts. I always felt so guilty because I never felt it was enough. Even when they had plenty, or got exactly what they asked for. For me, I never want to see them disappointed. That means I failed.

I get the feeling that's how you are too.

I heard about this case. Apparently, the assignment was to read an article and write a paper on said article. I read what she wrote... And being a college professor, I would have failed her too, as it was obvious that she didn't read the article.

It could. And it is ridiculous, but that doesn't make it any less true. Look how many there are and what they look like. You've got actors that look like Macaulay Culkin in his worst "party" phase. We expressed worry for him at that time, but we're not supposed to do that for Ariana Grande?

Those people are being sold a nuke to fight off the rats in their barn.

There's also not enough studies to show that it isn't hurting people.
I'm not saying that it doesn't serve a purpose. It does. What I am saying is that it's being advertised as a weight loss remedy. One of the biggest self-image issues is weight loss. Even in people that don't need it.

There are some celebrities that use it and fit into those categories. There are also some celebrities that should not be able to use it and are. It's making them look like they belong in the next 28 Years Later movie. What does that do to the everyday people who look up to them?

And I'm happy for the people that truly need it. The morbidly obese, diabetics, or other people that really need it should get it. Those that don't shouldn't have access to it at all.
That is how drugs that are meant to help become illegal.

This absolute tool is misinterpreting what I said or the context it was in. MAGA fuckwads do that shit. Which makes Duke Doom no better than them, you dumb shit-brick.

For those of you asking what does it matter what people use it for...

That's how we got cocaine, heroin, crack, and any other illegal drug. It started with good intent and ended with being a super addictive drug that kills.

A. The reason why insurance won't cover it is the fact that it's being advertised as a magic pill to lose weight and it's not. People who have a slight bit of chub are becoming walking skeletons with it because they can't stop taking it.
B. Would you inject morphine for a minor headache?

Ozempic was intended as a late stage answer for extreme cases of Type 2 Diabetes.

It's not a vanity pill!