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crowleythesnake
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Cosplayer, Photographer, artist, general failure.
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I heard this song and immediately had to make this vid. First one in 13 years.

Enjoy!

#sambucky #samwilson #buckybarnes #marvel #edit #vid ##jamesbuchananbarnes #wintersoilder #captainamerica
Nothing like waking up with a bill from a hospital you had a surgery at last year for $12k.

Happy Christmas Week!!!!
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
SHE HAS BROUGHT THE PLAGUE UPON OUR HOUSE

here's to me continuing to test negative. I dont need COVID complications. 🙃
WELP it's not a cold. Officially a first-time covid-haver.
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Its starting to become increasingly more obvious that if I want to get a masters in museum studies I very well may have to go to the UK.
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me to my primary: "oh yeah I havent been able to feel the back of my leg for 6 years. The back pt said if the numbness hadn't gone away in 6 months it never wood and didn't seem that concerned about it."

My Primary: 😳 "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS OK????"
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ya know.. just tornadoes in December. No biggie.......
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nothing like impressing a room of people by busting out 2 berets in less than an hour from a pattern I quickly googled on my phone. 💪
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I feel like I'm one more mild inconvenience away from a disasterious crash out
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Nothing like having to trek out in 6-7 inches of snow in -3ºF weather in your crocs and carry your 73 lb Pitbull back inside because her feet froze and she couldn't bare to walk any farther.

I did it in my wool cardigan and came back covered in leaves and keep finding them in random places...
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The ship tree has been picked for this year 🫡
December 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Nativity scene on the mantel.
I swear our Christmas decorations get more unhinged every year...
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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🌟 rolling 🌈 rolling 🎶 rolling 🌐
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Its that time of the year where my hands are so dry my phone's finger print id doesnt work
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I think this is the energy I'm going to start embodying with my one coworker who makes everyone's lives difficult.

:- ))))
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December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Its times like these I really miss working somewhere with policies and procedures because holy shit.
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'll never get over the fact that the song my ex declared as our song (and even wanted to dance at our wedding) literially was the description of how our relationship fell apart.

How hilarious.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm really committing to hand wefting my Thorin wig for Dragoncon and maybe the Ren Faire. Maybe I'll start doing cosplay contests too... been debating it for a while
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bought a lafufu purely to see how fucked up they are and got my two right handed janky headed little freak and I bought him some outfits and it brings me so much joy
December 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wanna read some amazing poetry by my best friend of 15 some years? Check out their amazing stuff!
I'm Kym, a poet, spec fic writer & editor from the North of England. My debut poetry collection is forthcoming with @ninearchespress.bsky.social 2026 & you can find the other stuff I've done here kymdeyn.com. I run a press: @thebraag.bsky.social. I love books, bogs, and my wife.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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In the midst of everything, some good personal news: the worm is out of the bag! My debut collection Folkish will be published by @ninearchespress.bsky.social this spring ✨🪱

It's full of ghosts, worms, saints, and folklore. It's also absolutely furious. I hope you guys enjoy it. 💚
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My coworker is the laziest. 🙄🙄
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Not me being emo about Thorin and Bilbo again. Guess this is my new December tradition.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Back on my Hobbit bullshit
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December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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very dumb Shadow doodle
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@bbnomula.bsky.social thanks for the awesome album that helped me get thru a 24 hour travel day, 2 long weekends of cutting down trees, and now shoveling my driveway. It's the best album when you need an extra pep in your step. It's so good. Thank you!
November 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM